By David Ponce
If walking around looking like a hemmorhoidal douchebag is your idea of a good time, then the marketing guys at Sunblades have hit a bullseye. This company is now selling shades that aren’t shades. No. Instead, they provide you with a narrow band of shade, to protect you from that nasty sun glare. Look straight ahead, and your vision is unimpaired. Look a little higher (where the sun might be lurking) and you’re covered.
Living life at the bleeding edge of craptacular product design will set you back $35, right here. Story VIA Strange New Products.
the first ‘sunblades’ link is broken. Also, what were these people thinking?
word. those… things they are wearing are pretty douche-tastic.
Unibrows of the world unite!
Wow, they have Batman Sunblades on the website… I knew someone would turn Batman douche-tacular someday…
[…] After last week’s glorious Sunblades, I’m beginning to think that people are trying hard to make some serious stabs at Royal Douchebaggery. Take these belt buckles for instance. […]