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By Evan Ackerman

Want to know where the whole dog versus cat thing got started? I’ll tell you: allergies. Dogs are allergic to cats. Think about it, it makes so much sense, especially for us humans who also have cat allergies. Allergies turn you in to a crazy feral beast who sneezes. The solution to this, obviously, is to get your dog a personal ionic air purifier, which will virtually guarantee harmony with all other animal species. But wait, there’s more.

In addition to cleaning the air that your pet breathes in, the purifier will also “instantly neutralize smells,” a feature which I’m sure all dogs will appreciate. And if they’d rather not have one of their senses denozzified, you can pop in preloaded “scent cartridges” which are “available in many different scents to relax, calm, soothe & energize your pets.” Brilliant, brilliant I say.

The mini wearable ionizer air purifier for pets is a fabulous value at only $17.20.

[ Uxsight ] VIA [ Techchee ]

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6 COMMENTS

  2. Hilarious. I would like to know if it is possible to modify this device so that it can be attached to the other end of my dog. I have a Great Dane that emits enough methane gas to heat the entire city of Cleveland if harnessed.

  3. The price isn't absurd, that's kind of shocking. I really think this would annoy the dog, where they would run around in a circle scratching their neck to get it off. I wonder if it makes any sounds while it runs? If it does, you can guarantee that they will go nuts trying to get the beast off their neck.

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