Vibrating Keyring: miniaturizing pleasure

It’s very hard to keep a straight face writing this. Yet, I will go to the deepest depths and the highest highs for my faithful readers, bringing them invaluable news from the four corners of the web. Take this keyring for instance.

It’s purported use is as an impromptu massaging device. One that you can carry along with you, wherever you go. It’s battery powered and the entire thing is 8.5cm long, with the actual er… vibrator at 5.5cm by 1.5 cm.

The website says that it’s uh, popular with the ladies… People, I just report news, I don’t make them.

Visit the website.