USB Eye Massager Will Probably Blind You

USB Eye Massager Will Probably Blind You

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By Andrew Liszewski

Since USB ports can supply power to whatever’s connected they’ve somehow spawned an entire industry devoted to useless USB-powered gadgets. Every now and then though you’ll come across one of these USB devices that pretends to be actually useful like this USB Eye Massager designed to give relief to people who spend all day in front of a computer.

It’s shaped like a small hand with two fingers sticking up that vibrate at either a high or low speed and are supposed to be used to massage and relax the areas around your eyes. Now I don’t know about you but I’ve become particularly fond of my eyes and I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t place this device anywhere near them. In fact I would rate it just higher than a Red Rider BB Gun when it comes to eye safety, but that’s only because the Red Rider doesn’t come in your choice of green, yellow, red or purple colors.

The USB Eye Massager is available from but I have no idea about pricing. I assume though you’ll get quite a discount if you buy 10,000 of them.

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