By Evan Ackerman
Today is election day, which means that US citizens like myself are feeling a a nauseating combination of excitement and dread as we watch our country hurl itself toward either a bright and sunny future or, if you’re voting for THE OTHER GUY, global thermonuclear war. And if you’re a US citizen, you’d better go vote, if for no other reason than it means you’re then allowed to complain about the result and how it’s all the fault of those batsh*t crazy radicals and it’s probably time to move to Canada already.
All we can really do at this point, though, is slump on the couch with a bottle of Scotch and see how it all plays out…
Well, you can’t say we didn’t warn you.
[ The Onion ] VIA [ Laughing Squid ]
Cross posted at BotJunkie
Well, thank God America voted in the right guy. Now let's hope we can turn this ship around!
America is setting itself up for collapse.
America is setting itself up for collapse.
America is setting itself up for collapse.