By David Ponce
Ah, yes. Mankind has reached a new low, when instead of tearing yourself away from your Doritos-covered computer area long enough to wash and get a date, you’re offered the ability to date a virtual mate on a $40 trinket. The Virtual Boyfriend and Girlfriend is a handheld toy inspired from the Tamagotchis. And like the toys, you’re given up to 8 different mates to keep happy through the occasional giving of gifts or compliments.
We’re not sure what happens when you end up calling her by another name, but perhaps spending that $40 on some counselling might be more appropriate if you’re even remotely curious.
Nice Package: Virtual Boyfriend/Girlfriend…
We just found the perfect thing for you commitment-phobes out there. If you’ve never had a boyfriend for longer than a month, try out a Virtual one for only $40. He’ll stick around as long as you can stand……
Hahahaha, oh shit, this just made my day… I bet they use them in Japan too…
thanks