The Rasta Poof

By David Ponce

Bumbaclot! Dem tek mi rolex and mi new links!! An ba dem Rasta Poof widdit!

Ah, who am I kidding? I couldn’t make myself sound like a Rastafarian if my life depended on it. Won’t stop me from wanting to buy the Rasta Poof, a rather unique and very hairy mass of merino wool. Except of course, I won’t buy it, because $730 buys me a hell of a lot of other considerably more useful things.

Usefulness perhaps is not something that enters your equation, so get yours here. Story VIA Funfurde.