By David Ponce
Jeevus Christ! Just yesterday, I swear I saw some snowflakes. So that’s it, this year, I ain’t buyin no crappy, flimsy cheap plastic windshield scraper that leaves me in the cold, chipping away at the ice for hours like a tard. I’m getting this: The Ice Dozer. It “Man-Handles Ice and Snow From Your Windshield in Seconds – So You Can Start Your Day Without a De-Icing Debacle!”
Apply pressure to the palm handle, and the oversized blade flexes to match the curve of your windshield, clearing a 7″ swath, instead of a sliver of glass.
Front plow pushes snow and ice ahead of you, away from sleeves and wrists.
Two different sets of ice-cracking teeth pulverize the hardest glare ice in short order. And ergonomic handles give you all the grip you’ll need to clear your windshield in no time, and have fun doing it!
These guys can sell. I’m actually almost looking forward to winter, just to see how this thing manages.
Looks good for cars, but for any truck… not so hot. It doesn’t appear to have the reach needed to get to the center of the windshield.
Ice Dozer: Show That Ice Who Really Wears the Pants
Yeah, it’s getting cold and that sucks. What is even worse about the weather turning grim is that ice that manages to molest every part of your windshield on a nightly basis. Put those puny ice scrapers down and pick…
Got one last year – works great!
Got a “mini” version of the Ice Dozer in Canada last week.
It is a one-handed job, really tiny, with a small brush on one side, and the same evil teeth on the other. It’s also yellow, with a small neoprene “thumb pad”. Couldn’t find a link to it, but it’s perfect for my MINI Cooper ;-).
[…] This is probably the coolest of all ice-scrapers ever. My dad used to get some heavy-duty scrapers, but this will take the glass right off of your windshield. Since I am now in the [Garage – Covered Parking lot – Repeat] cycle, hopefully I will never have a need for something this hefty. I will keep a movie rental card in my pocket just in case any stray ice makes it onto my car windows. […]
I know the creator of this product, and they both are morons. They drove the company under the ground and then one of the partners took out a loan on their house to keep the business. BTW, the other partner works at Penn State Teaching an Entrepreneur class now…. how ironic.
All the Ice Dozer does is suck out loud. It is the worst. Can’t even clean a sliver of ice off the windshied. A waste of time and money – mostly my money.