The Finger Guard

By David Ponce

You know what your guests wont like to find in their salad? Slices of your fingers. That’s what.

Now, while this might seem unlikely to you, the chances of it happening increase if you’re the type of person to throw Wild Drunken Salad Parties. For such occasions, you’d be well advised to purchase this $15 cutting guard. The point of it is clear when you look at the picture.

Believe me, bacon bits in a Cesar salad are a lot tastier than Jason bits. Get it here. Story VIA BookOfJoe.

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