By Evan Ackerman
Lately, much effort has been put in to making watches that tell time with creative combinations of blinky lights. That’s all well and good, but I think that we’re overlooking a critical area: making watches that tell time while hurting people. The Catapult Watch may not be the most elegant of watches, but it makes up for that by being able to shoot BBs (or any other small object that you’d like to turn into a projectile) into people’s eyes from up to eight feet away. And, with some difficulty, you can use it to tell time.
You can find the Catapult Watch at Backyard Artillery for $49, and they’ll throw in a free supply of ammo with every order. If the watch isn’t quite violent enough for your taste, check out their fully functional scale catapult kits.
[ Catapult Watch ] VIA [ Gearfuse ]
Just so you know, Gearfuse ripped this post from my site and decided not to link to it. Unless they just happened to post about this the NEXT DAY after I did.
Link to my post: http://www.cheapedia.com/2007/06/21/packing-heat-old-skool/
Jared, really, you went too far. You think you’re the king of the internet, don’t you? The source of this story is Backyard Artillery, not Cheapedia. What the hell are you even talking about, wake up! Are you the only person on Earth allowed to link to a source, and then EVERYBODY has to link to you?!? Maybe other people are not so stupid and track the internet, the blogosphere to find stories, don’t you think? Come on… If I was unpolite, just like you are, I’d say you’re a bloody idiot, but I won’t do it.
Cool.