SpongeBob SquarePants Eyeball Speaker Dock Is Horrifyingly Adorable

SpongeBob SquarePants: Eyeball Speaker Dock (Image courtesy The Nickelodeon Shop)
By Andrew Liszewski

I’m pretty sure I still remember all the lyrics to the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, but I don’t seem to recall the part where they sing about his ability to pop his eyeballs out of the sockets. Maybe that was only seen in the movie. Either way, this soft spongy speaker dock is fashioned after the top third of SpongeBob’s head, and features a set of eyeball speakers that can be removed allowing them to wobble about based on the type of music you’re playing. The dock features a standard mini stereo jack which means any device that can accept a pair of headphones can be connected, and on top there appears to be an indent for holding your MP3 player while it’s in use.

The SpongeBob Speaker Dock is available from the Nickelodeon Shop for $39.99, and I assume the nightmares your kids will have with this sitting on their dresser are included at no extra charge.

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