Seated Snowboard Is The Perfect Accessory For Lazy Shaun Whites

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Seated Snowboard (Images courtesy Hammacher Schlemmer)

Seated Snowboard (Images courtesy Hammacher Schlemmer)
By Andrew Liszewski

I’m not saying there’s anything particularly wrong with a snowboard you can sit on, in fact it looks like a lot of fun. I just don’t think you’ll be getting recruitment letters from Olympic snowboarding teams, even if you manage to pull off a Tomahawk while never getting off your can. So I suggest letting your dreams of corporate endorsements and gold medal glory go, and just literally sit back and enjoy the ride, particularly if you suck at the real thing. You see the fact that you’re sitting means your body’s center of gravity is lower, so you’re less prone to wipeouts or falls. And since your boots aren’t locked in to bindings, you can easily and safely control your speed by digging your feet into the snow. $49.95 from Hammacher Schlemmer.

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