Safe Bedside Table Great For Peace Of Mind And Occasional Overnight Beatings

Safe Bedside Table (Images courtesy James McAdam)
By Andrew Liszewski

While an alarm system will let you know if someone has broken into your home it won’t do much to stop a determined intruder once they’re inside. So instead of sleeping with a gun under the pillow try this Safe Bedside Table instead. When not in use it looks like a normal bedside table with modern design stylings but in the middle of the night if you think there might be an intruder the table turns into a club and shield giving you somewhat of a fighting chance.

Designed by James McAdam the Safe Bedside Table was created in response to a report that 50% of people in London were worried about security and kept some sort of self-defense close by while they slept. And while the table isn’t available for sale anyone with a lathe, bandsaw and basic carpentry skills could probably just build their own.

[ Safe Bedside Table ] VIA [ TreeHugger ]

37 thoughts on “Safe Bedside Table Great For Peace Of Mind And Occasional Overnight Beatings”

  1. This would do great unless your intruder was packin’ heat…;o) Maybe you could add a nice blowgun attachment too! That way you could nail him BEFORE he nailed you…:o) The whacking could then commence with a tad more peace of mind.

  2. Silly Limeys, a 12 gauge pump action shotgun is much more effective in warding off the maurading psychos. This will become painfully obvious to you when Britanistan is forced to kneel towards Mecca. Then again you may enjoy shari’a after all.

  3. Zombie weapon, definitely. Defense system-well, if your spouse ever cheated on you, you could bludgeon the fool who was in your bed…..Otherwise….

  4. Zombie weapon, definitely. Defense system-well, if your spouse ever cheated on you, you could bludgeon the fool who was in your bed…..Otherwise….

  5. I wondered about its bullet-stopping capabilities, like Rhine Stone asked.
    If I were to build one and wanted it to be bullet-proof, I would consider getting a circle of ballistic shielding material and wrap it with wood veneer so it'll look like its made of wood, then go from there.

  6. To defend my home, I have a spike strip under my door mat; a shot gun under my bed; a knife in every room; a baseball bat with 4, 6 inch nails coming out of it; a trip wire, airsoft claymore; a fake but very affective RPG and a homemade flamethrower. πŸ˜€ So tbh I don’t really need this silly piece of tree.

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