Breakfast got you stumped? The Rollie Eggmaster turns the difficult task of… cooking eggs into one that’s as simple as making a toast. Simply crack your eggs right into its cylindrical non-stick container, press a button and wait for your fully cooked egg creation to, uh, rise out of there. There’s a heating element inside that cooks your eggs, and a mechanical ejector that pushes the contents out when ready. Like any self-respecting infomercial-grade product, the Rollie Eggmaster actually looks like something we might enjoy around the office… once we get past everything looking a little like turds. Because when you think about it, it’s kind of genius. You can eat your eggs on a stick, which is great when you’re running out the door and can’t sit for breakfast. Or you can make other things like burritos, or pizza rolls. We’re… we’re getting the credit card as we type these words. It’s $30!
Bonus: tons of giggles at the rising-boner appearance of the egg products as they eject slowly.
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I was considering getting one of these, but then when reading the Youtube comments I saw a lot of ‘hah typical infomercial’ comments followed by some glowing reviews. Glowing reviews made by accounts created within the past week, whose total activity was commenting on that one video. Translation: fake accounts, fake reviews. When you see fake reviews of a product, you know it’s crap.