Renova, Toilet Paper For The Rich

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By David Ponce

Now tell me… what do the rich and famous wipe their butts with? No, no, not dollar bills. But you can’t seriously think they use the same toilet paper normal people do, do you? That’s why there are products like Renova. These toilet paper rolls come in four colors, are said to be soft and silky, and more importantly, cost enough to make you feel special. It’s $13 to $20 for a three-pack, which arrives in a tube of similar color. Or, you can also order a regular pack of six, wrapped in plastic, which goes for $13 to $15.

[Renova Colored Toilet Paper] VIA [Popgadget]

39 thoughts on “Renova, Toilet Paper For The Rich”

  1. “what do the rich and famous wipe their butts with?”

    Wanna know what I use???… Do Ya ???… Huh???…

    I usually Eat at the Burger Joints for lack of some place to Cook for myself these days…

    Well I ask for Extra Napkins when Hitting the Drive Through so I can wipe My Face with one of them when the Catsup starts running down My Cheek and then I have a few left to Wipe My Butt Later When the Greasy Burger decides to Leave My Body…

    If I do go inside and and pick up my order I usually grab atleast a weeks worth of Napkins in Case I can’t even make it out of the place and I have to *Hit The Can* before I make it to the Door…

  2. I would gladly pay $20 for a few rolls of blood red toilet paper. Though I’d probably only put it out when I have drunk people in my house.

    Oh the fun I could have.

  3. This is hilarious. I think I might have to buy 3 rolls just to see if it makes me feel “special”. I wonder if it has an extra strength odor neutralizer so that their sh*t don’t stink, haha.

    Perfect. Nice post!

  4. What a waste to use such a lovely decorative product… on your butt! If I had some at my house I think I would be pissed if I ever caught someone actually using it! (But then again, why would I CATCH somebody using it?) Hmm…

  5. This is silly. Whatever paper you are using, ass is still ass and it IS rotten. It is a cheap form of marketing to make people feel “special”. If you have a shower after you go to the toilet, that’s better!

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  9. I used to laugh at my friend for using moistened baby wipes instead of toilet paper… but now I get it. You think you get all the sh*t off your butt with paper? Clean with paper and then a baby wipe and see how much you are missing. Baby wipes are the bomb!

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  12. I ordered some of this “luxury” tp from renovacolors.com. This stuff is actually superb to any other paper I’ve tried from the grocery store. It’s 3-ply, but damn the black is way cool! My dinner party guests were blown away. The TP is also lightly fragranced and subtly deodorizes the bathroom. Everytime I walk in my bathroom I love the smell it has. Sometimes I catch myself walking into the bathroom just to smell it’s fragrance…. Mmmmm……

  13. Let me telly ou something about this toilet paper. Its toilet paper! I live in portugal and we dont even have it here! Its made for stupid ass americans who think toilet paper from protugal is some exotic thing worth paying 20 dollars for. Out here we just have white paper, and now black. Renova costs the same as all other brands out here and costs no more then 8 euros for a 24 roll pack that comes with an extra 6 free rolls. Dont be fooled. Actually i just read that 75% of portuguese people wipe their ass with TP from german LIDL Discount Supermarket…

  14. For some reason I keep thinking that the dye in the paper has to be bad for you? Or is that just an urban legend (about dyed toilet paper being bad for you, rather…)?

  15. In Iceland where I live, Renova is the most popular toiletpaper on the market. We hardly see the old white one anymory in the supermarkets and it is simply because Renova is much better. We feel that asswipe is one of those things that makes life whorth living for.

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