This is the Barky Turntable, it’s not your ordinary turntable as this one is made from a solid ash round. That’ll show the boys down at the YMCA that you have tons of class.

Each turntable features high-quality (and pricey) components that individually cost more than turntable, such as  a high-quality tonearm, cartridge and even power supply. Seems like a pretty fun way to play your favorite songs like Norwegian Wood, Out of the Woods, Rocking Around The Christmas Tree, and other non-tree based songs I suppose.

Now, being of a high-quality nature, the turntable will set you back $2,500, but if that’s a little high for your budget there’s also a version made out of concrete for $1,600. Rock on.

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Papers, Please is a hit indie game that turns players into border checkpoint inspectors for the faraway land of Arstotzka, the fictional country based on the Soviet Union. It’s a surprisingly fun game with themes surrounding the enforcement of cold, bureaucratic police states.

Well now, there’s a short-film based on the game. At 10 minutes, it’s rather short, but include all of the major details and emotions of the actual game. I don’t want to spoil anything more, so just check it out.

Hit the jump for the video and be sure to turn on English subtitles.

Go exploring in style while keeping your kit in order with the Harber London Mens Leather Weekender Bag. Made from veg-Go exploring in style while keeping your kit in order with the Harber London Mens Leather Weekender Bag. Made from veg-tanned cowhide leather and German microsuede, this bag screams luxury. Every perfect stitch is plain to see, thanks to the work of some expert craftsmen in Spain. But this bag isn’t just a work of art — it’s practical, too.

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Bill Gates is a pretty wealthy dude, last time I checked people are still using Microsoft after all. And all that money kind of clouds one’s ability to understand money.

Well here’s Bill Gates on Ellen trying to guess the prices of 5 common grocery store items. Spoiler alert: the billionaire doesn’t quite know the price of rice.

Hit the jump for the video.

Just in case you wanted to look like an alcoholic scientist, without all the years binge drinking and mad experiments, I’ve got just the thing. You can now buy an officially licensed Rick Sanchez hoodie from Merchoid.

It comes in all sizes and would make for the perfect easy cosplay, but is it really that hard to buy a lab coat and an Etsy wig? Now Merchoid also claims that the hoodie adds +10 to your intelligence, but I really think its more like adding +10 to your ego.

But let’s be honest, now you’ll be able to show off to all your friends and brag about your superior intelligence, because at the end of the day, Rick and Morty really is a show for intellectuals. You probably wouldn’t understand, but there are many subtle references to classic works of art.

It’s available for pre-order now for $60 through Merchoid.

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Move past your limits with the HP OMEN Gaming Laptops. With high-performance in mind, the OMEN laptops offer a whole new world of gaming. These laptops provide high-performance cooling from the vents underneath. Additionally, heat moves away from the CPU and GPU thanks to the four 3.5mm heat pipes and the built-in vapor chamber. Likewise, the heat transfers to four huge radiators. These features combine to enable you to drive hardware past factory settings.

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See your visitors and watch out for unwanted guests with the Wisenet SmartCam D1 Facial Recognition Video Doorbell. With a two-megapixel camera built in, this smart doorbell is the ultimate security tool. When someone calls while you’re away from home, you can easily see who’s there via your smartphone. The camera also offers facial recognition technology, meaning it knows when a family member drops by. The SmartCam+ app then alerts you via a smartphone notification.

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That’s right, for all you Nintendo fans that can’t get enough of that mushroom-hating Italian plumber, the man himself is getting his own encyclopedia.

The book contains 256 pages and chronicles the tips, tricks and just about everything you ever wanted to know from the games between 1985-2015 (sorry to all the Mario Odyssey fans out there).

One thing I always wanted to know was how Princess Peach managed to get kidnapped so many times, you would think that after the 3rd or 4th time she’d invest in better security. I doubt it’ll have answers to such ridiculous questions…maybe in the collector’s edition.

The book will release on October 23^rd and will set you back $39.99.

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We all enjoy a nice beer right? Okay, well some of you probably don’t, but imagine you did. Even then would you want to drink beer and shower at the same time?

If so, than Sudski has just the thing. It’s a cup-holder that attaches to your bathroom tiles to let you drink any can-based beverage while standing under the shower head and singing [insert popular song]. It’s great for people who get thirsty a lot, oh and alcoholics, it’s great for them too.

At $15, it’s definitely a better solution than holding the beer between your thighs as you wash the soap out of your hair. Just remember, if someone comes over and sees your shower beer caddy, you’ll have to explain that, and I won’t be there to help you.

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