By Evan Ackerman
Back in the day, I was pretty proud of my Nerf Bow n’ Arrow. Recent Nerf innovations have made it about as obsolete as a real bow and arrow would be when compared to something like, oh, an M61 Vulcan. The recent Nerf innovation I am referring to specifically is of course the Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 electrically powered, belt fed, tripod mounted, foam dart annihilation machine. According to the Hasbro press release, it’ll come with a 25 dart ammo belt, and will run off of 6 D batteries. I’d love to know what the rate of fire is, and whether or not you can combine multiple ammo belts out of the box. It doesn’t really matter, though, since Nerf weaponry has a long history of user modification. My guess is that within a week of its fall 2008 release, industrious juvenile warmongers will have figured out how to jack it into a car battery and turn it into something magnificently dangerous. MSRP $39.99, recommended for ages 6 and up.
Pictures of “Titan” (from American Gladiators, I guess) showing off a demo unit after the jump.
from the makers of the splooginator.
A few 9 volt battery packs in parallel (for amp hours) and an enlarged ammo box equals 200 dart belt!
Shriveled testicles not included.
Moobs!
Does anyone actually buy these ? And WTF is up with that model!!! xD xD XD
I actually thought that guy was a plastic action figure until I took a second look! Does he have cheek bone implants?
For those that are curious, that “model” is Titan from the new American Gladiators
Adam S. I think you mean, “For those that are curious, that “walking advertisement for pharmaceuticals” is Titan from the new American Gladiators
Now when the kids want to have a nerf war, i can finally own instead of them giving me their crappy gun.
it looks sweet
sick
the gun looks great but i need a good date to start looking for it in stores so i can put it in my garage so i can shoot my friends when they come over
I love how the kid on the box looks more like the person that will buy it than the models they usually have on them, receding, overweight and in their late teens/early twenties.
OMFG!! This thing is going to kick some serious A*S!
its my new best freind
what the hell is up with the freak ??? X0 o well i found a web site to buy them and i am all ready working on an ato turrit i have 5 orderd and 3 stations made for them
its going to be sweet!!
wow! that is so cool it will be in the furture in target,i guess? well i made a design for that gun. IT WAS MY IDEA! why did you take punk!
JUST TELL ME WHY! YOU OWN ME IT!
what??
where you talking to me ??? well now i 5 tureits running. i tried with the tommy 20 and it worked great now i am the sniper with friends……………………..
dude what the web site my friends will worship me even more if i could get one
send me an email [email protected] send a hyperlink or the name of the website
my friends and i kick butt playing with our nerf guns this is probly the best nerf gun i ever heard of do u guys think this gun will be sold in target?
u guys all suck this ting is gay and adam if u look at dis website, and yes, dis is beau, ur gay too.
HI ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEAU!!!!! u r rtarded
read my name u idiot
READ AND WEEP
urrr sssssseeeeeexxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyy
who me?
fuck no bitch!!!!
gay gay gay gay gay
I’ve been a fan of nerf for a while. I know it seems childish, but my parents aren’t fans of airsoft. I have been trying to get my hands on an old nerf gun just like this, (razorbeast), finally they’re making a new one!
don’t insult me and call me 7 years old, I’m 15 and I don’t give a sh** what you say.
k so maybe that didn’t work
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a344/Sid_punk/middle-finger.jpg
tried converting that to text
I don’t mind that you guys are entertaining yourselves (or whatever), but no more posting the long crap, m’kay? I’m just gonna delete it and start unapproving people, ’cause it’s really annoying.
ok, sorry, it was supposed to be a picture of a guy flicking him off, I went to one of those photo to text converters, apparently you can only have black text in this comment system
yo thats sick I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guyes look at the second picture at the top of the screen. I saw a bolt action handle similar to the one on the longshot. Pretty much every one is going to be clawing for batteries while I shoot the sh** out of them
Also the vulcan can use the railtech acsessoriesfor better acuracy
When i get this I’m going on a drive by of my friend w/ 2 of these. the 25 dart belt was a cool idea but the 9 D batteries bring it down( like LOL said). It is very realistic.
so f***ing sweet! is it out yet? that thing is so damn awesome i just want it soooooooooooooooooooooo bad and shoot up my whole f***ing neiberhood
shit! so awesome that i had to submit another fricken message!
I hope it is full auto
I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS THING TO COME OUT!!!!!!!!!
wow. the guy is gay, but the gun is sweet
that guy is from american gladiators, huh?
Any specific release date? What exact day?
Yay! look at the 1st pic: Muscle Manboobs!
But the gun.. Think I gotta buy for the office 😀
Have only a Maverick and foam rockets by now (Fooomp)
maxwell, i feel ur pain i am also 15 and a HUGE Nerf fan. i have the longshot(modded) and am getting the recon(not modded) and now the vulcan(Will mod to shot rockets).
I heard it was coming in 07/01/08
It fires all the darts in a little under 10 seconds. This totally outdoes any other nerf gun !!!!!!!!!!!!!IT iiIS UNPRECIDENTED!!!!!!!!!!!$$&!^%*&$%$@&@^$%*&$%#(
wow this gun is crazy chizza!!!!!!!!!! im planning on shooting my friends when they knock on my door!!!!!!!!!!
the dude who said he bought like 5 of `em please tell me the website
EEEW MANBOOB CLEAVAGE IS HE TRANS?
OH M4H G4WD! i WANNA IT! I LOVE MACHINEY GUNNEYZ! dont have 39.99 dollurz….i have 14.76 dollarzzz T_T i want it! it makes meh fee liek master chieff with warthog machine gun!
i cant wait to mod. it
the wildfire shoots 30 darts in under 5 seconds
it comes out september 7 08
It is now august 17th and i now hold in my hand a beatiful belt fed Nerf gun. September 7th, you say. hah! Well then lucky me…
dude it shoots 3 bullets per second
and the only way u can get the belts conected is by modifying it
http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/dm3000.htm
go here for the best ever modifications
i went to this website and the mods are awesome!!! they are out now so im going to get one and do the belt mod!!
i have this gun its awesome
Hey i baught one and it shoots 3 rounds perminute fully automatic. It rock
Hey i baught one and it shoots 3 rounds perminute fully automatic. It rock
my name is evan too. i lik pie. do you? cows have utters.
WTF? Titan looks like a shemale in the first pic. Muscley man boobs anyone?
WTF? Titan looks like a shemale in the first pic. Muscley man boobs anyone?