By David Ponce
Yeah, I know. I couldn’t quite convince myself it wasn’t a joke, until a fair amount of Googling showed this same piece showing up on a number of news sites. Until now, I have my doubts, but here’s the deal. A man by the name of Hryhory Chausovsky, a scientist in Ukraine, claims to have invented a new type of condom that plays music during intercourse.
A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom’s upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position.
The sound is said to be very primitive, similar to the way early cellphone ringtones would sound. He claims to have developed this both as a novelty item, and as a way to help love-making be more pleasurable. Testing has shown no danger of electric shock to users of the device, Chausovsky claimed.
We’re not certain love-making would be more pleasurable as a result of sounds emanating from our, parts, as they’re being put to use, but we’re willing to accept that there are people on this planet who’ll get a kick out of the strangest things.
[The Star Article] VIA [Gadgets.zive.cz]
musical condoms will be a great sucess as it will add to the pleasuue
15 years ago you could buy the same thing in Paraguay. Actually it’s the single thing that I can remember about the streets filled with people selling watches, calculators and “Camisinha Musical” (musical condoms)
Musical Condoms…
A Ukrainian scientist named Hryhory Chausovsky has developed a condom that plays music during sex. His motivation was to develop a novelty item that will attract users in a country with one of the highest HIV-infection rates in the world.
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Musical Condoms? WTF?…
The picture tells the tale—that’s right, it’s a musical condom. Its tone varies with your position and intensity, but if you can keep it up with that tinkly little noise going on down there, you’re a manlier man than I…….
Inventan os cond?ns musicais…
Un ucraniano de nome Hryhory Chausovsky atrib?ese o m?rito de inventar os cond?ns musicais, de ser certo, estar?amos ante unha nova era dos cond?ns. Segundo explican, a m?sica todav?a ? moi primitiva, pero aud?bel. Agora o caso ser?a estudiar…
um…i’d rather hear the noise from the woman…or the goat…don’t judge. it’s my goat.
Okay sit down so I can tell you this kindly. This is nonsense. Not only is your picture very misleading, such a condom doesn’t look anything like this, but such a condom should never be used as a practical matter. Such condoms are strictly novelty, should not be used for intercourse, and lose their charm as soon as they are slipped on. The mechanism needed to make this work is way too big and bulky to be of any interest whatsoever. As a matter of fact this type of condom comes out every few years from a new scam artist who perks the ears of the press because of the outlandish sound of such an invention. If you’ll look back over the public record you can find these reports for at least a decade or two into the past.
how much do they cost
Make them for sale!
where can i buy one?
go to your local porn store and bye them
similar to the way early cellphone ringtones would sound. He claims to have developed this both as a novelty item, and as a way to help love-making be more pleasurable
similar to the way early cellphone ringtones would sound. He claims to have developed this both as a novelty item, and as a way to help love-making be more pleasurable
Condoms have been getting pretty boring, its amazing how condoms are really getting better and better
I think it is hilarous and would get a kick out of it! I would get one now!!
I think it is hilarous and would get a kick out of it! I would get one now!!