By Andrew Liszewski
Sure, the real Death Star had planet-destroying lasers, tractor beams and an office with an awesome view of the galaxy for the Empire’s CEO, but you know what it wasn’t full of? Cookies. Now I’m not saying you could rule the galaxy with fear and oppression with nothing more than a ceramic sphere full of baked goods, but who would choose all that stress of having to deal with constant rebellions when you could simply sit back with a jar full of pecan sandies?
Not this guy. The only time I can see myself needing a laser capable of wiping out a planet is if I ever find the person responsible for the idea of putting raisins in a cookie. I’ve definitely got a score to settle there… Available exclusively from the StarWarsShop.com for $49.99.
Why don't people like raisins in their cookies? I don't get it. They make them that much softer and the natural sugar only makes the treat more sweet!
I guess they couldn't rule the galaxy and have their cookies too.