By Evan Ackerman
Yes, it’s true, I’m going to spend this Valentine’s Day single. I know, I can’t believe it either… But one thing I’m sure of is that my present lack of a romantic partner has absolutely positively nothing to do with my toast fixation. And what better way to show my love of toast than by stamping it on each and every slice I make? This toast embosser makes it easy: just press the stamp into the bread, remove the stamp (unless you like the taste of melted plastic), and toast away. Just $5 from I Want One Of Those. Yup, toast is all I need for Valentine’s Day. All I need, just toast. All I need. Sigh.
[ I Love You Toast ]
?I UOY?
?!?
(looks at toast)
Oh.