By Evan Ackerman
While you’re groggily trying to make yourself breakfast in the morning, there’s nothing like the glare of over 200 Swarovski (i.e. fake) crystals to help jump-start your circadian rhythm. The rest of the (fairly ordinary) toaster is made of stainless steel and frosted glass, and one of the limited edition of 500 can be yours for a mere $300.
If you’d rather cut right to the chase, check this out:
That’s right, folks. It’s finally here… Inflatable toast! Now you don’t have to worry about actually buying bread for toast ever again. Simply inflate the toast with some nice hot air, enjoy*, and when you’re finished, deflate until you get hungry again. You get two (two!) slices of inflatable toast for just $6.50.
*If Steven K. Galson were here, I imagine he’d say that if you actually try and eat a piece of inflatable toast, you probably deserve to choke on the vinyl it’s made of.