Goodbye Cinnamon, Hello Bacon Floss!

Bacon Floss (Image courtesy Archie McPhee)
By Andrew Liszewski

We probably dedicate a lot more time to bacon than any non-pork funded website should. But since bacon is just so delicious, I don’t think we’re going to stop anytime soon. So allow me to introduce you to the next great bacon innovation, Bacon Floss. Dentists already recommend flossing on a daily basis, but if cinnamon or mint isn’t your thing, you can now switch to this bacon flavored alternative. Each 2-1/2 inch tall Bacon Floss container is filled with 27.3 yards of waxed floss so you can amaze your friends with your fresh bacon breath every morning.

You can get it from Archie McPhee for $4.95.

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7 thoughts on “Goodbye Cinnamon, Hello Bacon Floss!”

  1. aren’t you supposed to use floss after you have brushed your teeth to give them a nice fresh fragrance? using bacon floss is like washing your body with a soap having a nice sweat “fragrance” lol!

  2. Does anyone know if this is made in the U.S. or China? The gummy bacon in the same genre is made in China, and given the health and safety problems of food produced there, I wouldn't want that stuff anywhere near my mouth. I'm hoping this is U.S. made, but I have a feeling it isn't. I'd like to know before I waste my money. Anyone know?

  3. Does anyone know if this is made in the U.S. or China? The gummy bacon in the same genre is made in China, and given the health and safety problems of food produced there, I wouldn't want that stuff anywhere near my mouth. I'm hoping this is U.S. made, but I have a feeling it isn't. I'd like to know before I waste my money. Anyone know?

  4. Im trying
    to find out how many bacon flavored items are out there and so far ive come up with: diet coke mints bubblegum toothpicks pancake mix salt jellybeans lollipops dental floss bacon gummies chapstick bubbles icecream vodka cotton candy pillows tattoos chips chocolate
    I f u no of any more email me!

  5. Im trying
    to find out how many bacon flavored items are out there and so far ive come up with: diet coke mints bubblegum toothpicks pancake mix salt jellybeans lollipops dental floss bacon gummies chapstick bubbles icecream vodka cotton candy pillows tattoos chips chocolate
    I f u no of any more email me!

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