FPSBrain – I Guess It’s Like Viagra For Gamers

By Luke Anderson

I’m a gamer, and proud of it. I remember back in the day where there were only two kinds of gamers. Those that drank Mountain Dew, and those that drank Jolt Cola. I’ve been a Dew drinker since before I can remember, and will likely always be that way. (Hey Pepsi, what do you say to slipping me a few bucks for that wonderful endorsement?) These days you’ve got dozens of different power drinks for gamers to choose from, but what about pills to pop? Sure, they’ve got caffeine pills and such, but anyone can use those. We need something just for the gamers, specifically the hardcore FPS players.

I’m not making this up, I swear. These guys in Germany have developed the FPSBrain, which is a pill designed for FPS players, by FPS players. It contains “only ingredients that have been tested and are approved in Germany” (which is mostly consisting of vitamins and caffeine).

Personally, I don’t see this stuff actually helping your game any. Besides, if you need to take some wacky pill to get your Halo on, you’ve got bigger issues. Me, I’ll just stick to my Mountain Dew (seriously Pepsi, that’s twice in one article, you know I’m good for it!) mostly because I have issues taking any pills, let alone some strange concoction to improve my game.

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