By David Ponce
I bet this has been around for a while, but what the hell, some of y’all might not know. I didn’t.
If you constantly miss your cellphone alarm in the morning (because, you see, people don’t use regular alarms anymore), it might be because it’s not loud enough. One quick and easy way to amplify it is to:
1) Find suitably large wine glass.
2) Break off stem.
3) Insert mobile inside and point towards your head.
Alternatively, you could try not getting wasted the night before. You may find that you hearing improves dramatically.