By David Ponce
Saw this here, there and everywhere, and couldn’t pass it up. It’s Bong Vodka.
For those of you peculiar enough to be unfamiliar with, um, bongs… well, good for you. Bongs are ugly, evil tubular garden gnomes that steal your underwear. Stay away from them. That’s all you need to know.
That, and well, also that Bong Vodka is a Dutch
“designer spirit envisioned by a group of contemporary artists to fuse together a new wave of progressive fashion and designer attitude with an age-old Dutch product of exceptional quality.”
Uh huh. Whatever.
It’s Vodka. In a bong.
Goes on sale in early 2006, with launch parties in Miami and Orlando. Vodka bongs in Disneyland(world?)!