McDonald’s is trying to lure adults in with the promise of a freebie and a big box of not-so-healthy but oh-so-delicious fast food. It’s called the Blitz Box, and it’s currently being tested out in Kansas City, Missouri. Each box contains 2 Quarter Pounders with Cheese, 20 piece Chicken McNuggets (yes, you read that right, 20!), and 2 medium-sized fries. It’s also being offered with a free Chiefs car flag with every purchase. I guess that’s the adult equivalent of a Happy Meal toy until McDonald’s can find something more suitable to hand out.
It’s calorie-filled and will clog your arteries, but I don’t think that’ll stop people from actually wanting to buying it. What do you think?
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Blech. I’m sure the ads McDonald’s is running for this are all, “FEED THE GANG! BRING THIS AWESOME THING TO DAVE’S HOUSE FOR THE BIG GAME! YOU WILL BE THE ALPHA DUDE! HIGH FIVES!” But McDonald’s is meant to be eaten at the restaurant while it’s still moderately uncongealed. Or in your car, in shame, in very low light.