Behold! The Beer-Opening T-Shirt!

Behold! The Beer-Opening T-Shirt!

By Chris Scott Barr

If you’re out for a drink at a bar, sometimes it’s good to attract a little attention. Not the “belligerent drunk” kind of attention, but more of the “guy that can make people laugh” sort. If that’s what you’re going for, then you need to dress the part. Naturally, ThinkGeek has you covered.

Keychains and belt buckles that open beer bottles are nothing new, but what about a t-shirt? This would have to be the first of its kind that I’ve seen. The opener itself is actually designed to look like the hand of a drunken robot, which is depicted on the shirt. The only way this could get any better is if the robot were Bender. I am assured that this $20 shirt is actually a prototype stolen from the year 2998, so don’t let it fall into the wrong hands.

[ ThinkGeek ]

5 thoughts on “Behold! The Beer-Opening T-Shirt!”

  1. You are right, it would have been better if it had been Bender. It would also be better if they had used one of the flat bottle openers to put on the shirt and disguised it as Bender's mouth. Who needs that giant claw snagging on things and ruining the inside of whatever washing machine / dryer it sees, if it ever does. Maybe they should have designed the logo on this shirt to be a generic Dr. Zoidberg instead.

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