By Andrew Liszewski
Continuing in their thrilling line of everyday item simulators like the Beer Can and FedEx Envelope, Bandai will soon be releasing their new Mugen Chokoreeto or ‘Endless Chocolate Bar’ keychain thingy. Like its predecessors it simulates the oddly satisfying act of breaking off a piece of chocolate again and again, without any of the weight gain or pimples. Available in Japan starting January 30 for about $7 a bar.
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Andrew,
I've mentioned this to your colleagues previously but I can see you were absent one of those days. So, let me lay it out for you:
There are certain words that men should never use. At the top of that list is the word “Thingy” ( I can't even stand typing it). This is by far the least masculine word in the English language. Now the good news is that there is a word that is much more in line with what a man should utter and it has more range as well. That word is “Jigger” from the Latin “Do-Jigger”. However I seldom use the “Do” part. Now, just let your mind roll with the possibilities.
Please make a note of this and I will expect a correction, not only here but in your personal life as well.
My work here is done.
I wasn't too impressed with the bubble wrap toy, but I would love a chocolate bar if it smelled like chocolate.
I hope it's not toxic. I think I'm gonna love chewing it.
I hope it's not toxic. I think I'm gonna love chewing it.