[ Oh my, it’s like 2004 all over again! -Ed. ]
By Ryan Nill
The Banana Guard guards your bananas. This wonderful appliance will protect and shield your bananas from the outside world, encasing your soft, succulent, potassium rich foodstuff from the dangerous world of backpacks and sandwiches. It cheap, easy to use, vaguely phallic, available in a wide variety of colors, and undoubtedly useful. They cost 6$ and can be ordered in bulk.
[ Banana Guard ] VIA [ Geekologie ]
but, what if my banana doesn’t have that exact curve? Having to mash it into the holster isn’t exactly a good solution…
These have been available for _literally_ years.
Personally, I’d invest the $6 in genetically engineering bananas to have stronger skins rather than shield my lunch in rainbow-vomit shaped sex objects.
I thought I was subscribed to an entirely differnt type of blog when I scrolled across this photo in my feed reader.