Are you the kind of soccer mom that shows up at the game with an umbrella for the sun, or wears one of those large brimmed hats, just so your kids will die of embarrassment? Or maybe you like donning a poncho. In any case, you’re “that mom”. Well, there’s a new item to add to your arsenal. The Insect, Bug & Mosquito Pop-Up Screen Chair Tent is made specifically for one person, and will protect you from those Zika-carrying insects, while simultaneously making you look like somewhat of a fool. You won’t care, because at $49 you think it’s a bargain and an amazing way to make yourself feel like you’ve one-upped every parent at the game, when in reality the joke’s on you.