They’re only 1GB in size, which is not a lot of storage for $19.99 these days, but something tells me ThinkGeek is going to sell millions of these Japanese Lightsaber USB flash drives. They’re officially licensed Lucasfilm collectibles, and they’re available in either a glowing red Darth Vader model, or a glowing green Luke Skywalker one, but I’m going to assume you’re not even reading this post anymore and are already in the process of placing your order at ThinkGeek.

[ Japanese Lightsaber USB Thumbdrive ]

A lot of my friends have decided to go back to college or university to further their educations, but I’ve always wondered if I could go back to grade school instead. Not only would I rock every test and quiz, but I’d get to play dodgeball again and enjoy the lost art of recess. And if that ever comes to pass, I’ll definitely be sporting one of these Star Wars backpacks that Comic Images was showing off at Toy Fair.

The C-3PO in pieces from Empire Strikes Back seems like an obvious design for Lucasfilm to overlook, as does the Boba Fett rocket pack. Sadly the missile doesn’t fire, and the rockets don’t work, and there’s probably a good chance I’ll get beat up in the back corner of the playground for wearing either of them. (Sniff) Ah grade school…

[ The Official Star Wars Blog - Comic Images at Toy Fair ]

Thankfully, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, someone had the foresight to remove the SpecPlates off a handful of Imperial Star Destroyers before they were sold for scrap after the Galactic Empire fell. And now, many unspecified years later, they’ve made them available for sale. Each plate is 36 inches wide by 17 inches tall and made of 1/8 inch aluminum, and there’s only about 25 of them up for grabs, so the $1,994.99 price tag (available March 2010) is understandable. Now it might not be the most affordable collectible for every Star Wars fan out there, but if your ancestors served on one of these ships during the Clone Wars, it might be a nice way to remember them.

[ Imperial Star Destroyer Framed SpecPlate ] VIA [ Nerd Approved ]

By Chris Scott Barr

Almost every geeky kid dreamed of being able to fly the Millennium Falcon. That is unless you were a Star Trek fan. Were/are you a Star Trek fan? Then keep moving, because these aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Anywho, Hasbro has finally given us the opportunity to fly our very own replica Falcon. Unfortunately it comes in the form of a cheesy helicopter-like toy.

This 11-inch by 8-inch toy was just announced at the Toy Fair. It looks like you’re going to get the Falcon and a charging remote for $50 this fall. I’m hoping that it flies a little better than some of the other R/C helicopters I’ve flown in the past. I guess what I’m saying is that while I know she doesn’t look like much, I’m just hoping she’s got it where it counts.

[ Hasboro ] VIA [ Gizmodo ]

The image above is just a prototype, and is subject to change according to StarWarsShop.com, but those of you who don’t spend your time whining about how George Lucas stole your childhood might find this a cool addition to your Star Wars collection. It’s your run-of-the-mill battery-powered alarm clock with snooze function and a digital display, but when the alarm goes off an ominous silhouette of Darth Vader is projected on the wall, beckoning you to join the dark side of waking up. $26.99 though only available for pre-order now since it won’t ship until May of this year.

[ Darth Vader Shadow Alarm Clock ]

If a 4-foot, $99.99 Death Star vinyl wall graphic makes you stop and ask “why?” then quite simply these aren’t the living room decorations you’re looking for. But for those of you who’ve already got your credit cards at the ready you can pre-order one from the StarWarsShop.com, though they won’t actually ship until February ‘010.

[ Death Star Fathead Wall Graphic ]

Yes, I know it’s designed for those larger 12-inch action figures that border a bit too close to ‘dolls’ for my liking, but nothing Herman Miller sells would be as cool as sitting in the Emperor’s Throne at work. Sadly, at just 1/6 scale it’s completely unsuitable for human use, and given how the Emperor was hunched over in all those films, I don’t think it would be anywhere near as comfortable or ergonomic as an Aeron chair. $129.99 from StarWarsShop.com, available sometime near June 2010.

[ The Imperial Throne 1:6 Scale Environment ]

By Chris Scott Barr

Let’s say that you’re the ultimate Star Wars fan out there,what do you sleep on at night? Sure, you could go with your vintage Empire Strikes Back sheets atop your otherwise normal bed. But don’t you think that you can show your love in a better way? Perhaps one that will make most people even more reluctant to share your bed. That’s right, you need a bed modeled after the Millennium Falcon.

One fan has decided to craft such a bed, with a good bit of accuracy. There aren’t a lot of details on how to replicate it, but it does give you something to think about. The front includes a pair of working “headlights” and a string of LED lights provides the perfect mood lighting for any geeky bedtime encounter. The pillow shaped like a radar dish is the icing on the cake.

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If last year’s set of Yoda Christmas lights didn’t ‘force’ any holiday cheer on you, I’m sure this R2-D2 version will be more effective. I mean nobody hates R2-D2, so having multiple versions of him strung around your Christmas tree (10 per strand spaced 12 inches apart) is a sure fire way to make the holidays more profitable for Lucasfilm more festive. Supposedly these have been popping up at the likes of Target for some time now, and you can expect to pick up a set for around $15-$25 according to R2D2Central.com.

[ Kurt S. Adler - R2-D2 Light Set ] VIA [ R2D2Central.com ]

Say what you will about George Lucas and his merchandising empire, but I have to give them credit for realizing how important their fans are and not always having a knee-jerk lawsuit reaction to every single Star Wars homage. Like this custom ‘Han Solo frozen in carbonite’ desk created by Tom Spina Designs. While there’s not a terrible amount of information on their site about it, I’m pretty sure it’s not an officially licensed Star Wars product since it was actually created as a custom one-off design for one of their clients.

Oh and FYI, while it’s a nice design and all, I’m not a fan of glass top desks because there’s always the chance of this happening.

[ Tom Spina Designs - Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Desk ] VIA [ Make ]