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We’ve seen the Sith Lord bathrobes. We’ve even seen the Jedi Master bathrobes. We’ve even used both in conjunction with those replica lightsabers and acted out the scene from A New Hope on the landing, quipping one liners like ‘You can’t win Darth’ at each other whilst obliterating any tall standing lamps in the vicinity. We’ve even superimposed a see-through Hayden Christenson off in the distance as we frolic with the Ewoks. In fact, if you can think of an event in which a Jedi or Sith robe could be used to cause trouble, we’ve pretty much done it. And then got a bit bored. Fortunately though, we’ve found something new.
What with the recent news that Mickey Mouse pulled up in his stretch Cadillac and nonchalantly purchased Lucasfilm from beneath the largely bewildered nose of old George, the 7th episode announced for fast-track release in 2015, and the release of Angry Birds: Star Wars, we’ve all gone a bit intergalactically nuts again of late.
As such, who wouldn’t want to reinvigorate the bathrobe battles by donning the outfit of everybody’s favourite group of cock-eyed, arthritic, can’t-aim-for-toffee, clone-soldiers-for-hire: The Stormtroopers!
Yep, that’s right. This little gem, located roughly in the locale of the Find Me a Gift website is just like our Jedi and Sith bathrobes, except with this we lose any previous ability to aim a gun and not look exactly like Jango Fett. We’ve also recently been hit with the realization that those were, in fact, the droids we were looking for. Damn it all.
As a Christmas present, any Star Wars fan will undoubtedly lose their marbles over this ineffable garment, and whether you’re new to the unending fun of larking around the house like a nine year old, breaking expensive things and pretending to be a Jedi, or are a seasoned veteran of the sport, and simply need to add a new guise to your collection, the Stormtrooper robe undoubtedly provides.
You can find this and many more great gifts for men at Find Me a Gift.
The Dell XPS line of computers is more performance oriented than others, so it stands to reason that the 8500 pictured above comes standard with a decent amount of hardware, like: Core i7-3770 3.4GHz Quad-core CPU, 8GB RAM, 1TB SATA III HDD, DVD Burner optical drive, Wireless-N, Bluetooth 4.0, 1GB Radeon HD 7570 graphics. It’s also customizable, like most things Dell, but if you leave it as described, you’ll be able to take it home for all of $659, after a $215 rebate. That’s $90 lower than the last time the XPS 8500 was on special.
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