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Cringe-Worthy Wearables: Shirts With Quotes That Are Slightly Wrong

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Some lines are so epic that you’d think everyone in the world knows them by heart. The vast majority who are constantly exposed to mainstream media probably do. For example, what song do you think of when someone mentions MC Hammer? What line comes to mind when someone mentions the Joker?

It’s one thing to get it wrong, but it’s another thing to get it wrong and be proud of it. The latter is what some people are going for with this cringe-worthy series of humorous shirts that proudly display the slightly erroneous quotes. Instead of “Can’t Touch This,” we’ve got “Can’t Touch Him.” Instead of “Why so serious?,” we’ve got “I am so serious.”

Think these are bad? Well, there’s more where they came from. Hit the break to check out a couple more.Continue Reading

Muscle Shirt: No Muscles Required

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If girls can get push up bras, and bum implants, and fake eyelashes, and hair extensions, and fake nails… well it stands to reason dudes may want in on some of that sweet, sweet artificial action. Meet the FunkyBod undershirt. Featuring a host of specially contoured and strategically placed pads, the shirt is meant to be worn under other shirts to give the impression you have more meat on your bones than you really do. There are pectoral, shoulder, bicep and triceps inserts, all of which give a balanced look and the appearance of someone who’s been lifting some iron and eating the chicken breasts like a good gym rat. Hopefully you can combine this with loose jeans so no one notices the spaghetti strands that serve as your legs, and you’re all set. After that, your plan is to go to a fairly dark nightclub and attract the attention of someone inebriated enough not to notice in the morning that you look nothing like you did on the dance floor the night before. That, my friends, is a bulletproof plan. Bulletproof.

It’s £29, or roughly $46.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ NoPuedoCreer ]

This Sweater Instantly Gives You a Chest Full of Hair

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Some guys have it in their genes to have a full chest of hair while others don’t. If you’re trying to prove something or just want to wear something ridiculous or funny (or both), then you might want to grab this 70s Hairy Chest Sweater. It’s the only sweater you’ll find that packs on loads of body hair along with some choice bling to give you the hair-rific body that you’ve always dreamed of having (or not having.)

If you happen to be a girl, well, that just makes things even funnier. The sweater is available from Firebox for £39.99 or around $62. Hair does not come cheap–even the instant, printed-on-a-shirt kind.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Incredible Things ]

Tic Button Fasteners Help Out In A Pinch

Hey so uh, those darn buttons, eh? Ever had to throw a shirt because a button fell off and you’re useless with a thread and needle? I have. Loved that shirt, too. But I was young, and stupid and didn’t want to ask anyone for help, so off to to goodwill it went. But I think I might have been ok with using a Tic button instead. It’s this little kit that helps you mend a fallen button with no needle or thread. Just “1) Take one tic and pinch the spiky end through the shirt fabric, 2) Place the button on the spikes and close, and 3) Hold the button, and rotate the clip until it falls off.” Sounds simple enough. We’re not sure how durable the button is, but at $8 for a 4-pack, even if it’s a temporary fix, it’s a decent deal.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ GearHungry ]