Tape dispensers are usually a two-handed operatio: one hand holds the dispenser while the other pulls the tape out. But the Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser doesn’t mess around with any of that. Weighing at a hefty, but still reasonable 2.2lbs, the dispenser will stay firmly planted on your desk. It’s made from aluminum with a cast iron core, and its industrial looks will blend nicely in almost any decor. It can also do double duty as a murder weapon, though we really don’t recommend that usage.