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Tag Archives: Novelty

Pizza Wrapping Paper Is Perfect For The Holidays

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You spend a lot of time thinking about what gifts to buy your loved ones over the Holidays, but let’s face it, you usually just grab whatever wrapping paper they have at the local drug store and call it a day. Taking the time to select carefully shows that extra touch of care, and what better way to show your love than you have your presents wrapped in paper that looks exactly like NYC style pizza? The Gift Couture Pizza Wrapping Paper is a Kickstarter that pitches just that, a pizza-patterned wrapping paper made from 30% post-consumer waste, acid free and archival quality. A $20 pledge will get you 2 sheets of paper, 2 pizza boxes and 2 labels. The sheet measures 18″ by 24″, and the box is 6″ X 6″ X 1.75″.

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Clip-On Man Bun

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So this exists. We suppose we shouldn’t be surprised. Women have had fake boobs, fake butts, fake nails… Give us men a chance, right? Right? No, to be honest, this is an atrocity, yet it hasn’t stopped over 5,000 people from ordering them according to Groupon, the site they’re being sold on. Considering they’re $10, we suppose it’s just the kind of thing someone might order on a whim, to check it out, only to toss it in shame after a few seconds. At least we hope.

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[ Product Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

You Should Be A Wolf Howling At The Moon This Halloween

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You guys know about the Three Wolves Howling at the Moon shirt, right? It went pretty viral a few years ago… No? Well, whatever, if you do know it you’ll instantly fall in love with these awesome Wolf Masks. Yes, they’re made to resemble the wolves on the infamous shirt, and will instantly make you a hit among other Internet People that you come across your Halloween parties. It’s made from latex, which means it should be comfortable, and the eye holes are in the neck so that the wolf always looks like it’s howling at the moon. It’s pretty awesome, and it’s $32.50.

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Keep An Emergency Slice Of Pizza Around Your Neck

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Oh, sure, this is a stupid product. It’s even sold by a store that goes by the name Stupidiotic! But hey, at least they take ownership of the stupidity of their products, and there’s something to be said about that kind of shameless confidence. The Pizza Pouch is, well, just a plastic pouch in which to store a single slice of pizza. There is a ziplock seal so the juices won’t flow out and the slice will remain… relatively fresh. And since you’ll be wearing a freakin pizza slice around your neck, you can expect to make a whole lot of friends, so you know, there’s that. It’s $8.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

This Watch Will Light Your Cigarette

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This is a bit of a novelty item, but for anyone who smokes, it’s also pretty cool. You’re looking at the Findtime Men Digital USB Lighter Watch. It’s a watch, and it’s also a lighter. Press a button and a coil heats up for long enough to light your cigarette. The rest of the time, well, it just does what a wristwatch does. Charging is done through USB. To further reflect the novelty status of this watch, it’s only $15.

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Band-aids Look Like Flesh Wounds, Should Come In Different Skin Tones

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The Boo-Boos Adhesive Bandages are designed by one Sherwood Forlee, and they’re made to look like gnarly wounds. They come in five different ‘flavours’: (from the top) slashing sharp-force trauma (with sutures), chemical burn, skin ulcer with skin slip, decubitus ulcer with maggot infestation, and small caliber gunshot. They’re really tasteful and are likely to get you lots of genuine, non-disgusted compliments from your friends. That’s of course only if your skin tone manages to perfectly match the background color on these. If it doesn’t, then you’ll just look like you stuck a gross Bandaid on your skin.

$10 gets four of each design in 3″ x 0.75″ bandages.

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Bacon Scarf Looks Delicious, Isn’t For Eating

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We want to buy this. It’s a silk scarf made by Natalie Luder, a designer from Switzerland, and is called “Fou Lard Bacon Scarf” (“foulard” is the French word for scarf). It’s digitally printed, along with a black rolled hem, and measures 70.8 inches long x 13.7 inches wide. It looks so delicious, we could eat it. But we won’t.

We won’t even buy it.

Why? Well, because the darn thing is $170. Who on earth would ever pay $170 for a novelty silk scarf? Anyway… it’s nice to know it exists, we suppose.

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Cardboard Laptop For Your Cat

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Let’s face it: if you have a cat, chances are he’s already wandered onto your laptop as you work, confusing your keyboard for a warm bed and interrupting your workflow. You scratch his belly, shoo him off, and try to keep working, only to watch him do it again two minutes later. Maybe he wants his own laptop? Well, that’s exactly what you’re looking at here. This cardboard laptop features a neat customizable “slide-in” screen, easily replaceable with a printed desktop image of your choosing. There’s also a scratch pad keyboard that will give your kitty a place to exercise his claws, away from your furniture and other expensive items. It even comes with a fluffy mouse toy, because what Cat Laptop is complete without that? It’s $35.

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[ Product Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

The Smoker’s Mug Is An Awesome Way To Prank Your Friends

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If you’re considering purchasing this, the Gross Smokers Prankster Mug, then you should be aware that you’re very likely “that guy”… You know, the guy who can be annoying as hell but everyone loves anyway because you’re mostly harmless and somewhat entertaining when everyone’s had a drink or five? Yeah, so keep being yourself, you prankster-to-be you; this mug should give you and your lucky friends a giggle or two at the very least. It features some pretty realistic cigarette butts at the bottom, so that when your guests are about to finish that coffee you so graciously offered, they’ll be rewarded with a tasteful surprise they’re sure to appreciate. It’s $9.

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[ Product Page ] VIA [ BoingBoing ]