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YankMe Candles Bring Disgusting Scents Like ‘Dutch Oven’ to Your Home–Well, Sort Of!

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Can you imagine lighting up a candle that smells like urinal mints or skid marks? What about dutch oven and dog vomit-scented candles? Not very appealing, are they? These are exactly what the labels of YankMe Candles say, and those are the scents that’ll hit you the moment you open the lid.

Who in their right mind would buy candles with such unpleasant scents? Nobody, obviously. YankMe knows that, and they’re only yanking your chain because the candles don’t really smell like what their labels claim once you burn them. There’s actually smelly disc on the inside that’s emanating the stink of urinals and farts, but once you get that out of the way, you’ll be treated to soothing scents that you’d expect from a regular ol’ candle.

The candles retail for $14.99 each.

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Garden Godzilla Eats Your Gnomes

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Garden Gnomes are so passé, and if you want to make a loud statement to that effect, look no further than the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome. We’re not sure why it’s still called a gnome, since it’s depicted actually eating a bunch of these, but hey, we didn’t pick the name. All we can tell you is that this statue is made of resin, stands 9″ tall by 6″ wide at base and 7″ deep (inc. tail), and is unfortunately out of stock at the moment. But if you wait until the end of June, you can own one for all of $25.

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Five O’Clock Wall Clock: Because It’s the Best Time of the Day

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Five o’clock. It’s the time of day that you look forward to the most, each and every single weekday. And on weekends if you’ve got work on those days, too. It’s ironic how time seems to crawl by so slowly when you’re at work or doing some mundane chore or errand that you couldn’t get out of.

If you feel like that most of the time, then you might want to get one of these Five O’clock wall clocks. As you can see, it only has the number five printed on its face. All you have to do is glance over quickly to check how far or how close the hour hand is to five with no other numbers to distract you.

You can get the clock for $100.

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Smells Like Comfort: Mac And Cheese Air Freshner

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Who doesn’t love Mac and Cheese? It’s the ultimate comfort food for when you’re feeling particularly glum or tired from a tough day at work. When you’re done chowing down on a bowl or two and still aren’t feeling like your old self, then hang one of these Mac and Cheese-scented air fresheners in your room or in  your car to spread that comforting scent all around.

Nothing gives good vibes like the smell of mac and cheese, but it’s obviously a bad idea if you’re on a diet. It’s available online for about $5.

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7-11 Caters To Hipsters (Maybe?) With The Mason Jar/Mustache Straw Combo

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Mason jars and mustaches galore, it’s a hipster party that I adore! See, we’re poets?…

Or maybe not.

Anyway, that was our half-hearted attempt to segue into the news that 7-11 stores are announcing the launch of the above novelty mustache straws and Slurpee mason jars. We believe they’re catering to hipsters not only because of the obvious association, but because the company appears to admit as much in their press release with the words “on-trend Slurpee accessories”. We think, however, that they’re poking fun at the trend more than anything; it’s not like any self-respecting hipster would ever be caught dead in a 7-11. And that’s just fine by us.

There are four straws, unofficially named “The British, The Handlebar, The Hogan after wrestler Hulk Hogan, and The Swanson.” It’ll cost you $3 for the jar, $1 for the straw, and the first slurpee is included.

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Jerk Balloons are For Jerks

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Balloons aren’t just for kids anymore. For example, jerk balloons actually exist, and as the name implies, they’re balloons for jerks. As soon as you read the text printed on each of them, you’ll understand why. They might look like typical colorful balloons from afar, but take a couple more steps closer and you’ll see that what’s printed on them are rude and mean-spirited phrases and messages, like “you are a douchebag” and “I hate you.”

It obviously isn’t a good idea to let a kid hold your jerk balloon while you go to the bathroom or something.

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Not Quite So Super: Superhero Poop

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Art is subjective. One man’s trash is another one’s treasure. Both statements apply in the case of this collection of Superhero Poop by Antonis Art Asylum. There’s nothing super or heroic about the polymer clay poop, other than the fact that they look like the costumes that the pooper (in this case, the superheroes) wear when they’re in action.

Each piece of poop is handmade and, as its maker proudly claims, no two are alike, “just like real poop.”

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Game Of Thrones Hand Of The King USB Stick

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USB sticks come in all shapes and sizes. So why not get one that’s in the shape of a prop from one of TV’s most watched franchises? The Game Of Thrones Hand of the King pin USB stick comes in 16GB capacity… and that’s it. It does double as an actual pin, so it can serve dual purpose storage and decoration, and you’ll have to spend $40 to get it, which isn’t all that much for this item.

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Celebrity Religious Candles Are A Must Have

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You can take a joke, right? None of you are going to get your panties in a roll over this item, we hope. We certainly got a kick from these celebrity religious candles. There’s nothing like seeing Nicolas Cage’s happy mug gracing the outside of the type of candle you’d normally find… well, we don’t know where you’d usually find these types of candles. Church souvenir shops? Yeah, no clue. We skipped out on Sunday school and our knowledge is rudimentary. We can tell you that they’re 8 inches tall, cost about $12 and there are tons of celebrities depicted: Dave Grohl, Tom Hanks, Ron Swanson…

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