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Tag Archives: Novelty

BelfieStick: For That Perfect Butt Selfie

BelfieStick

Selfies. They’re annoying, but you’re probably guilty of taking a couple of ‘em from time to time. If you’re tired of having Facebook feed is flooded with selfies of people making duck faces, cross eyed, or sticking their tongues out, then start a trend of your own–or provide a breath of not-so-fresh-air–by posting a Belfie.

A belfie is, crudely put, a butt selfie. Taking one isn’t as easy as it sounds, so you’re better off taking a self butt portrait using the Belfie. It’s like a selfie stick, only it’s for, well, taking pictures of your butt.

It’s available online for $80.

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Hollow Bible Flask: Just Make Sure You Don’t Bring It to Church

Hollow Bible Flask

In times of need, don’t turn to the bottle. Turn to friends, family, your significant other, or to your bible. After having a good talk, you can now turn to your other bible–the one that’s hollow in the middle. It’s hollow for a reason–a very good reason–because that’s where a six-ounce flask lies instead of, well, the pages of a bible.

It conceals that flask better than any bag or jacket can. The Hollow Bible flask is available online for $65.

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Smell Rich: Hundred Dollar Bill Air Freshener

Hundred Dollar Bill Air Freshener

Smell like a hundred bucks for the price of a dollar and a half by hanging one of these novelty air fresheners in your car. Granted, money smells the same, regardless of denomination, but, well, let’s go with a hundred bucks for the sake of simplicity. (Plus nobody really says that they feel like ten bucks, right? It’s always an amount that’s seven figures or so…)

You can make your car smell like you’ve got a million bucks (or at least used it to transport a gazillion dollars) even though you’ve got nothing but tens and twenties in your wallet with this fresher. Hang it in your car and make it smell like Vegas!

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Extra Tall Hoodies Make You Look Extra Short

Extra Tall Hoodies

 

No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. That’s not Photoshop either, although you could use it to create the same illusion. These hoodies are extra tall, so they’ll make you look extra short when you put it on. It’s not much of a fashion statement, but it can come in handy when the weather is chillier than you’d like.

Throw it on after playing soccer or after swimming. You can also channel Bilbo and embrace your perceived “shortness.” The hoodies are available online for $85.

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Truth or Dare: Home Lie Detector Test

Home Lie Detector Test

Who left the door open? Who broke your limited-edition action figure? Who ate the last cookie in the cookie jar? Sure, these are trivial matters, but rules are rules, and honesty is still always the best policy. But if no one’s owning up to the crime, then it’s time to break out the Home Lie Detector test.

Just hook the nifty little gadget to your laptop and snap the sensor onto your subject’s finger. It keeps track of the person’s pulse, which will most likely speed up when they’re about to tell or are telling a tall tale.

It’s available online for $300.

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Have a Merry Beardy Christmas With Beard Baubles!

Beard Baubles

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, twelve baubles hanging, eleven of them shining, ten of them about to fall off his big ol’ beard… That’s not quite how the song goes, but it might as well be sung that way with the introduction of these Beard Baubles. As the name implies, these are basically colorful ornaments that are meant to be hung on your beard (or on the facial fluff of your man or loved one.)

These unusual holiday wearable decors were thought up by Mike Kennedy and Pauline Ashford.

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Fooled Ya: Chocolate Lumps Of Coal

Chocolate Lumps Of Coal

 

For this holiday season, don’t be a grinch and give someone the gift of coals– chocolate lumps of coal, that is. That’s what they might look like at first glance, but you’ll soon realize that they’re just delectable chunks of chocolate wrapped in a not-so-appetizing package. To ward off kids and prying fingers, maybe?

Each package holds three lumps of chocolate wrapped in shiny black foil. They’re available online for $8.

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Poop and Play: Sudoku Toilet Paper

Sudoku Toilet Paper

 

Bored at the loo? Put that bathroom reader aside and pick up your pen because it’s time to exercise your mind while you flex your butt muscles. You won’t need anything else, because the puzzles are printed right on this roll of tissue paper. One square, two squares, three squares, four– solve as many as you can until it’s time to flush.

You might want to bring an extra roll of tissue if you can’t bear to use more of the Sudoku roll than you have to. It’s available online for about $17.

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These Shoes Have A Hidden Whisky Compartment

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We’re having trouble coming up with scenarios where you might be tempted to wear $500 leather shoes, while simultaneously smuggling a tiny bottle of Johnny Walker scotch. A funeral, maybe? An upper-crust tee-totaler’s box social? We don’t know, and yet there you have it: the Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue, an Italian made, custom-embroidered shoe with an almost-hidden booze compartment.

The limited edition Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney Brogue is a footwear first that brings together style, design and flair. The iconic Oxford Style Brogue features a reworked crank to accommodate a Johnnie Walker Red Label miniature in the heel, custom-embroidery, a striding man tattoo, red suede lining in the heel compartment and a transparent top piece to reveal the whisky from below. A sophisticated and progressive alternative to a classic, the Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney Brogue will make sure you boldly keep walking.

It’s actually $489 for the shoe, so not quite $500.

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