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Tag Archives: Novelty

Celebrity Religious Candles Are A Must Have

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You can take a joke, right? None of you are going to get your panties in a roll over this item, we hope. We certainly got a kick from these celebrity religious candles. There’s nothing like seeing Nicolas Cage’s happy mug gracing the outside of the type of candle you’d normally find… well, we don’t know where you’d usually find these types of candles. Church souvenir shops? Yeah, no clue. We skipped out on Sunday school and our knowledge is rudimentary. We can tell you that they’re 8 inches tall, cost about $12 and there are tons of celebrities depicted: Dave Grohl, Tom Hanks, Ron Swanson…

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Cruel Joke: Sinister Ghost Pepper Gummy Bears

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Some practical jokes are funny, while others are just plain mean. These Evil Hot Gummi Bears are somewhere in the middle, although it mostly depends on who you’re pranking and how they take it as well. They look like typical gummy bears, save for the fact that they’re flavored with Naga chili peppers that’ll burn your tongue and set your insides on fire.

Hand them off to unsuspecting victims or chew a couple ones yourself if you’re up to the challenge. The Evil Hot Gummi Bears are available online for £5.99 (about $10.)

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The Bud Bug Will Grind Your Botanicals, Put A Smile On Your Face

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There are times when you need to grind some herbs, and there are plenty of devices for that. Most of them however are of the “badass” variety, with some kind of metal, laser etching, super blades, anodized this. The Bud Bug is the first automatic grinder we’ve come across that would also put a huge smile on your face while using it. Don’t believe us? Watch the video below until the end, it’s only 30 seconds long.

Simply insert whatever needs grinding, close it up and watch as the Bud Bug’s stupid face as it does its job, making a line of finely ground botanicals that comes out its behind. It’s a novelty item, sure, but for $35 you and your buds can have a good chuckle as you refill your vaporizers.

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Eau De Death: Zombie Repellent for the Apocalypse

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Shows like The Walking Dead give a glimpse of the future that could be in the case of a zombie apocalypse. Doesn’t look like a bright future, does it? If you believe the apocalypse is coming, then the first thing you have to do is take measures to make sure that you don’t get bitten. You don’t have to smear yourself with zombie gunk or wear clothes worn by the undead. All you’ll have to do is spritz on Eau De Death and you’ll be fine–in theory, that is.

Eau De Death was thought up by chemist Raychelle Burks. It essentially smells like rotting corpses, so this will not only ward of the dead but scare off the living as well. It’s essentially a mix of chemicals that the body naturally produces during decomposition: putrescine and cadaverine. A few drops of methanethiol are added into the mix to give it that nice rotting egg scent.

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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With A Horse Head Pillow

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The Godfather fans, check this out. It’s a severed horse-head-stuffed plushy/pillow thing. That’s what we’d like to think of as “the perfect gift”, but of course only for those with a macabre sense of humour or with an unhealthy obsession with the movie. For all of $45 (or $35 unstuffed), you can own a 19 inch by 33 inch replica of one of the most iconic scenes in Hollywood history.

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Cut Your Pie In Style: Fixie Bike Pizza Cutter

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If you never really learned how to ride a bike when you were a kid, then now’s your chance. Not ride as in, you know, on the road or anything, but ride as in with your fingers, on this Fixie Bike pizza cutter. Not only does it look like an awesome mini version of the actual Fixie, but it’s only meant to be “ridden” on top of a hot pizza pie, since it’s, you know, a pizza cutter and all.

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Plastic Pennies: Get 1 For The Price Of 3.5

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Pennies… Can we have that conversation, guys? As a friendly Canadian, I’d like to tell you that life is now better without the penny. Yes, that’s right, we got rid of it. No, we didn’t implode. Our pockets got lighter, our transactions got faster and we stopped spending more to make it than the thing was worth. It’s really an no brainer… But hey, we don’t pontificate. Just some friendly brotherly concern.

In any case, if you’re going to stick with pennies, maybe you should consider these plastic ones. You’ll have to spend $3.50 to own 100 of them, so they’re actually worth more than the real thing. Sure, they’re not exactly legal tender… so we’ll admit to writing about them just to have an excuse to have this conversation. Ok, we’re done.

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For Your Million Dollar Ideas: Napkin Sketchbook

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JK Rowling wrote down her ideas for Harry Potter on paper napkins, which is now one of the biggest franchises of all time. I’m sure a lot of other people made it big by writing down their ideas on napkins, but she’s the only one I can think of right now. Inspiring story, though, isn’t it?

If you want to have a similar story about how you made it big, then you might want to get one of these Napkin Sketchbooks. At least you’ll be able to say you came up with that amazing, multi-billion dollar idea after jotting down your thoughts on a paper napkin–even though it wasn’t by whim or chance, but due to calculated moves.

The sturdy case comes with 10 napkins and a Sharpie to get your started. It’s available online for $38. It’s pretty steep, so you might want to get a hundred-pack of napkins from your grocery instead for much less.

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PPShots Let You Pee On Your Foes

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Be it a sports team, the guy your girl left you for, a lying politician, or your high school gym teacher, we all have someone or something we don’t much care for. Laws forbid us from doing anything too dramatic about it, but peeing on a picture? That’s totally legal and satisfying. The PPShots is a special waterproof container for pictures. Insert the object of your hate, stick in your toilet bowl and have at it.

Each $10 package contains 2 protectors.

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