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Canned Awesomeness: Canned Dragon Meat

Canned Dragon Meat

 

Canned dragons are mythical creatures that have fascinated people since day one. Now you can give the gift that will fulfill the fantasies of those who are enthralled by these magnificent beasts–after they get over the initial shock, that is–with a tin of Canned Dragon Meat. The can’s label itself looks nasty enough, so the recipient will probably expect the worst.

That and the fact that the can contains nothing but an adorkable plush dragon will more than make up for the initial dread. Each tin of Canned Dragon Meat costs £12.99 (about $23.)

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Looks Good Enough to Eat: Burger Bangle

Burger Bangle

The Burger Bangle is a set of bangles that come together to form something wonderful and mouthwatering: a big fat juicy burger with lettuce, onions, cheese, and tomatoes. Take it apart and you can wear each component bangle separately for a different look. It might not be a good idea to wear this while you’re on a diet though, for obvious reasons.

Want to skip the color and go for something more discrete? The all-white or all-black burger bangles might be more fitting for your taste.Continue Reading

Jerk Balloons are For Jerks

Jerk Balloons

Balloons aren’t just for kids anymore. For example, jerk balloons actually exist, and as the name implies, they’re balloons for jerks. As soon as you read the text printed on each of them, you’ll understand why. They might look like typical colorful balloons from afar, but take a couple more steps closer and you’ll see that what’s printed on them are rude and mean-spirited phrases and messages, like “you are a douchebag” and “I hate you.”

It obviously isn’t a good idea to let a kid hold your jerk balloon while you go to the bathroom or something.

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Pizza-Scented Perfume: Now You Can Wear Your Favorite Snack

Pizza Perfume

 

Stay away from hungry people when you’re wearing this perfume on, otherwise you run the risk of getting licked or bitten or both! Everybody loves the smell of freshly-baked pizza, and that’s the scent captured in every bottle of Demeter’s Pick-Me-Up cologne pizza spray.

Revel in its rich notes of “tomato sauce, creamy mozzarella, [and] a touch of oregano” and smell like pizza anytime, anywhere. Or you could just, you know, work at Pizza Hut and bathe in the scent while you work.

The Pizza cologne is just one of the many strange and unusual scents being offered by Demeter. Aside from perfume, pizza-scented massage oils, body lotion, and shower gels are also available. Each 1-oz. bottle of perfume is priced at $20.

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GPS Adventure Box: Give Someone the Gift of an Adventure

It’s important to keep things in perspective. Sure, you didn’t get the laptop you wanted last Christmas, or the house that you thought you’d be living in at age 40. But things happen. That’s life, and the only thing that’s constant about it is that it keeps moving. So move along with it.

Sometimes people can be so wrapped up in work or with some trivial thing that they forget to look at the big picture and enjoy. If you know someone who’s currently at that stage in their lives, then give them the gift of adventure. Send them the GPS Adventure Box and give them the break that can change their current outlook.

That’s not how the GPS Adventure Box is being marketed, but that’s one creative (and very meaningful) way to use it.

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Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane: No Flavor, No Stripes, No Christmas Spirit

Bah Humbug Candy Cane

Not feeling the Christmas spirit? Bogged down with so much work that you feel like being a Scrooge this year? You don’t have to give up your love for candy canes even though you might not be feeling the holiday cheer. If the usual red and green stripes are rubbing you off the wrong way, then you can simply go for the Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane. It’s got no flavor (no peppermint, just plain candy!), no stripes (you can’t go wrong with pure white), and no Christmas spirit (I’m not sure this is a good thing, but if you aren’t feeling it, then why force it?)

It’s the kind of thing that goes perfectly hand-in-hand with the Gift of Nothing. The Bag! Humbug Candy Cane is available online for $5.99.

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Timeless Box Keeps Presents a Secret Until Christmas Eve

Christmas Safe

When some people think of Christmas, they only think of the gifts. But what about spreading cheer and giving more meaning to the holidays? That’s not the point behind the Timeless Box (aka gift safe), but it is one of the things you might come to realize after putting your focus away from the presents.

The Timeless Box is essentially a safe of sorts that’s meant to keep presents and other stuff hidden and away from prying eyes and hands until Christmas eve. The gift stays a secret (as it’s supposed to be), the giver can’t change his mind and exchange it for something cheaper (remember, it’s better to give than to receive–let’s just hope everyone thinks that way so you can receive your fair share, too), and everyone’s happy.

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Yeah, They Exist: Undies For Your iPhone

iPhone Undies

Stop flashing your iPhone around in public while it’s naked. For a couple of bucks, you can dress it up in some funky skivvies and be done with it. It basically fits over your smartphone and covers up your home button from other people’s prying eyes.

Obviously, the smartphone undies are being sold as a novelty and don’t protect your phone in any way whatsoever. It does add the unexpected feature of covering up the home button, in case you’re prone to accidentally pressing it at inopportune moments.

Each pair of smartphone undies is priced at $4.

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Gift Alarm Catches Kids Who Peek at Presents Red-Handed

Gift Alarm

Kids sneaking around their parents’ closet is almost a tradition as we inch closer to Christmas. It’s painfully obvious if they’ve done a bit of peeking as well, since their faces already show disappointment (if they don’t like the gift) or forced excitement (if they like it) as they take their wrapped present from under the tree.

You can’t always be around to guard your closet or wherever your hiding place for presents is, but you can let the Gift Alarm do the guarding for you. It has a built-in motion sensor that detects movement near the place where the gift is. Once it does, it sounds an alarm, which will most likely send whoever is sneaking around into hiding.

Turn your Christmas tree into Fort Knox with the Gift Alarm.The whole point of wrapping gifts is so they’ll be a surprise, not so people can peel back the paper and peep. If some lookie-loo tries to approach their stack of gifts, the alarm goes into DEFCON 1 with a loud siren and flashing red light. It’s not Christmas specific, so you could also use this to protect the last piece of cake or your diary.

The Gift Alarm is available for $13.

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