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The Cheesiest Pie Ever is This 99 Cheese Pizza

99 Cheese Pizza

Just how much cheese is too much cheese? Apparently, that threshold has yet to be reached, and we all have to conclude that humans love cheese just as much as mice do. Why? Well, the winner of this year’s Pizza World Championship happens to be the cheesiest pizza on the planet by Johnny Di Francesco.

It has the flavors of not ten, not twenty, not thirty, but ninety-nine different cheeses from all over the world. Johnny doesn’t top the pizza with all this cheese, because that would create a cheesy mountain no one can stuff into their mouth. Rather, he melted 94 of these cheeses into the base and topped the pie with buffalo mozzarella, goat cheese, ricotta, fior di latte, and raspadura.

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Smell Rich: Hundred Dollar Bill Air Freshener

Hundred Dollar Bill Air Freshener

Smell like a hundred bucks for the price of a dollar and a half by hanging one of these novelty air fresheners in your car. Granted, money smells the same, regardless of denomination, but, well, let’s go with a hundred bucks for the sake of simplicity. (Plus nobody really says that they feel like ten bucks, right? It’s always an amount that’s seven figures or so…)

You can make your car smell like you’ve got a million bucks (or at least used it to transport a gazillion dollars) even though you’ve got nothing but tens and twenties in your wallet with this fresher. Hang it in your car and make it smell like Vegas!

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Extra Tall Hoodies Make You Look Extra Short

Extra Tall Hoodies

 

No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. That’s not Photoshop either, although you could use it to create the same illusion. These hoodies are extra tall, so they’ll make you look extra short when you put it on. It’s not much of a fashion statement, but it can come in handy when the weather is chillier than you’d like.

Throw it on after playing soccer or after swimming. You can also channel Bilbo and embrace your perceived “shortness.” The hoodies are available online for $85.

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Poop and Play: Sudoku Toilet Paper

Sudoku Toilet Paper

 

Bored at the loo? Put that bathroom reader aside and pick up your pen because it’s time to exercise your mind while you flex your butt muscles. You won’t need anything else, because the puzzles are printed right on this roll of tissue paper. One square, two squares, three squares, four– solve as many as you can until it’s time to flush.

You might want to bring an extra roll of tissue if you can’t bear to use more of the Sudoku roll than you have to. It’s available online for about $17.

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NoPhone Is A Piece Of Plastic That Helps You Cut Your Smartphone Addiction

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Your smartphone is always in your front pocket, reassuring you with its hefty weight, giving you a solid block to periodically touch and remind yourself that yes, you’re connected, yes you can be reached, yes you can Instagram any second you’d like… But if that life of an addict is no longer for you, and you’ve decided to ditch your phone for good (bold move, my friend!), the NoPhone might help you transition. It’s just a piece of plastic. But it’s a piece of plastic meant to mimic the look and feel of a phone. You carry it in your pocket as you would a phone, and it gives you the same tactile feedback, minus any functionality whatsoever. It weighs between 2.82 and 3.5 ounces (between 80 and 100 grams), and its measurements are as follows: Height: 5.5 inches (140 mm), Width: 2.6 inches (67 mm), Depth: 0.29 inches (7.3 mm). Standard smartphone dimensions.

A selfie upgrade is available, which consists of a mirror, and can send you your own selfies to yourself in realtime. You can even “add a verbal hashtag by syncing your brain and vocal cords.” It’s brilliant. Best of all, it’s only $12 and should be able to ship in time for Christmas.

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‘You Suck At Parking’ Business Cards

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We’ve all seen ‘that guy’ with the Hummer, parking between spots like he owns the place. It’s infuriating, not the least of which because ‘that guy’ is usually not around for you to glare at and at least have a shot at letting him know just how pissed off you are. But if you’d been carrying these cool business cards, it would have taken you all of 5 seconds to send a clear message, just by slipping one under his wipers. You’d then be free to go inside your store and smugly shop, with the comforting knowledge that in a few minutes someone is going to get insulted, and you won’t even have to confront face to face.

It’s $5 for a 10 pack.

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Bubble Wrap Suit: An Outfit That Pops!

Look popping, not smashing, when you don the Bubble Wrap suit over whatever it is you’re currently wearing. It’s a suit made from bubble wrap that you can actually pop–although you probably shouldn’t, because you’ll only end up with a deflated suit at the end of the day. The blazer comes with a hood and Velcro closure, while the pants have an elastic waistband to so you’re snug and comfy.

Or, well, as snug and comfy as you’ll ever be in a bubble wrap suit.

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Hadouken This: Ugly ‘Street Fighter’ Christmas Sweater

Street Fighter Ugly Christmas Sweater

If you’re resigned to wearing an ugly sweater this Christmas like you do every year, then make it this one. It’s the Street Fighter ugly Christmas sweater from Yellow Bulldog and it’s as ugly as you’d expect an ugly sweater to be. What sets it apart from the rest is that it features none other than Ken and Ryu, right smack in the pixelated middle.

Who knows? The sweater just might hadouken its way into your heart and permanently into your wardrobe.

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The Anatomy Of Shows

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It’s no secret that TV shows follow a formula. Ever wonder what it is, for various shows? This is John Atkinson’s take on that. We think it’s particularly accurate, regardless of how cynical you think we might be. And that right there, is the reason we download or stream anything we decide to watch.

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