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Facial Fitness Pao: Exercise Your Face By… Flopping It Up and Down?

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Japan is known for many things. Futuristic gadgets, capsule hotels, sumo wrestlers, and yes, their vast range of facial exercises that are as bizarre as they come. The latest of these is the Facial Fitness Pao, which looks a lot like a toy helicopter’s main rotor blades, only it’s noticeably less stiff.

It also has a mouthpiece in the middle, which you’re supposed to pop into your mouth before bouncing your head like a madman to exercise your facial muscles. Can it actually sculpt your facial muscles, as it promises to? Let us know if you decide to fork $135 over to try it out.

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Don’t Flush It, Wear It: Pile Of Poop Emoji Mask

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Think those horse and squirrel masks look crappy? Then say it with the crappiest mask on the world over your head. The latter is fashioned after one of the emojis that poop joke-loving folks enjoy using the post: the pile of poop. Some versions of it feature the distinct swirl of chocolate brown poop with a playful expression plastered all across it.

Just make sure you don’t go around smelling like the mask over your face, because there won’t be anyone left around you to enjoy the mark’s silliness. The Pile of Poop mask is available online for $26.45.

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Cloud to Butt Plus Browser Extension: Save Files to the Butt

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Would you like to save those files to the butt? You might want to upload backups of your photos to your butt, too, in case you’re running low on storage.

No, we’re not confusing the cloud with butt, because it’s Cloud to Butt Plus that’s doing all the mixing up for us. The Chrome browser extension swaps out all mention of “cloud” with “butt” because it’s funner and funnier that way. Plus, it injects a bit of humor into an otherwise boring and typical day at the office.

Butt atlas, butt storage, butt management, butty with a chance of meatballs… the list goes on and on. You can install Cloud to Butt Plus here.

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What Would You Do With These Chameleon Glasses?

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Creep on your neighbours? Freak people out with how weird you look while wearing them? The possibilities are definitely not endless, but there’s a fair amount of fun to be had with the Chameleon Vision Goggles pictured above. They give you the ability to look in different directions, with each eye being independent from the other. You can even look behind you with the included side mirrors.

Sure, it’s a novelty item with limited use, but at least you won’t break the bank with the $11 asking price.

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Chuck Norris Would Approve: Nunchops Chopsticks

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Eat ramen the way Chuck Norris would with these Nunchops Chopsticks. As its name so cleverly implies, they’re chopsticks linked with a plastic chain like nunchucks. You won’t be able to flip ‘em and twirl ‘em around menacingly to scare off your enemies, but you will be able to eat your meal like a boss.

The chain also means you won’t misplace one or the other, since the chopsticks are linked together.

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This’ll Scare the Crap Out of You: Horror Story Toilet Paper

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Done reading all of the books and comics you’ve stashed in the bathroom? Then here’s one bathroom reader that might just literally scare the crap out of you: the Horror Story toilet paper roll. Sorry if that was a bit too graphic for you, but I just couldn’t resist. This is basically a roll of toilet paper with a scarier-than-though story printed on it.

The horrific tales are penned by Koji Suzuki, who’s known for writing the “Ring” and “Spiral” series. They’re sold in sets of three, with each one featuring a different story.

They’re available online for £9.99 (or about $17.)

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Theradome Helmet Stimulates Hair Growth By Shooting Lasers At Your Scalp

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Hair loss can be a pain to deal with. There are many hair growing treatments available, ranging from non-invasive shampoos and topicals to the excruciatingly-invasive hair plugs and implants. Somewhere in the middle of this is the Theradome, which is a helmet that shoots lasers at your scalp to simulator hair growth.

The Theradome is the brainchild of Tamim Hamid, a former NASA research engineer. The headgear should be worn twice a week for 20 minutes. Users can expect to see results in 3 to 4 months, as the helmet’s lasers will retard the shrinking of hair follicles to prevent hair loss.

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Selfie Toaster: Eat Your Face

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Fancy spreading some jam on your mug and eating your face every day? Sounds a bit crazy but that’s what you’ll be doing if you get one of these custom toasters from the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp. The Selfie Toaster is essentially that: a toaster that lets you toast an imprint of your face onto every slice of bread you pop into it.

All you have to do is upload your selfie and fork over 75 bucks. Vermont will then use Photoshop and a CNC plasma cutter to “transfer” your face from the photo onto a metal plate, which is then fitted into the toaster.

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So This Guy Turned His Shower Head Into a Girl…

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The title says it all. A man who goes by the handle ARuFa was bored and lonely, so he embarked on a small DIY project to transform his shower head into something more…personal, weird, and downright creepy. As you can see, he built a girl right over his shower, for lack of a better word.

With a mask, acrylic paint, some newspapers, and duct tape, ARuFA created the face. He completes the look with a wig, a pair of balloons which are stuffed into a hastily put-together body that’s dressed in flimsy lingerie. Either he was really bored or…really bored.

Hit the break to check out in-the-making pictures of the sort-of human shower head.Continue Reading