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Text Breakups Are Out, In With The Break Up Beans

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It used to be that you would break up with your significant other in person. Then, we started doing it over text. Lame, we know, but people will be people. But why stop there? The Break Up Beans seem like the new perfect way to tell your formerly-loved one that you’ve had enough of them. Water the little pot and 5 days later you’ll see two lima beans sprout, with the messages “It’s Over” and “Let’s Be Friends” written on them. By then you’ll have had enough time to pack your bags and rent a motel room somewhere, so it’s brilliant. And it’ll only cost you $7, so you’ll have plenty of cash left over for Late Night Lonely Pizza.

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HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo Will Make You The Best Neighbour

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The sound of a kazoo already ranks up there amongst one of the most annoying things that can fall on your eardrums. But what kazoos have always lacked is the ability to project their melodious wail much further than a few feet. With the HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo though, you’ll have the power of electricity at your side. Just plug your kazoo (hard not to laugh just writing those words) into your amp, crank the volume up to 11, and prepare for the onslaught of angry taps, kicks and punches to your walls and ceiling from your now incensed neighbours. Or, you know, don’t be a prick and just use this as it’s intended: in a melodically dubious hipster concert.

It’s $17 and comes with a 15′ cable and a 1/4″ jack.

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And This Is Why I Don’t Play RPGs

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Ain’t nobody got time for that! Geez, just show me where to point my gun, rinse, and repeat.

Anyone else can’t stand role playing games?

VIA [ GeeksAreSexy ]

Prank Birthday Card Plays Song Forever

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The Joker Birthday card is possibly the world’s greatest birthday card. Once opened, it will start singing Happy Birthday… and never stop! Well, “never” means until the batteries run out (about 3 hours) or until your friend tears it up. It’s. Brilliant!

The card is first delivered to you in a “safe mode”, which allows you to write your message without suffering the same fate. When it’s ready, just pull out a little tab to arm it. When your friend gets it, it’ll be primed for some great birthday fun. Here are some tips to get the most out of it:

• When you send your card, write something really special in it. The nicer the message the harder it will be for them to tear it up. If the kids send a card to grandma there’s no way she can tear that up.

• When you give your card at the party, be the first one. This way the card will not only drive your friend crazy as they open other presents, everyone else at the party who’s in on the joke can enjoy it too!

• Give the card to a friend staying at a hotel, preferably after dinner. This way when they open it they’ll have no escape when it’s still singing at 1am in the morning.

It’s pure evil genius, but of the harmless sort; these make the best kind of pranks. You can get yours for a $15 on their more than fully funded Kickstarter.

[ Project Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

Take Narcissism To A Whole New Level With The Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig

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Historians will look back on our times as the inflection point in which the human race acquired some duck-like genes; surely your ability to mate and pass your genes on today depends at least in part in your ability to make a duck-face, doesn’t it? And if that’s true, then you’ll surely be crowned King of the World if you buy this: The Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig.

- Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig
– Torso mountable rig holds 12 cameras (not included) to create the perfect 360° selfie
– Free app syncs the cameras, triggers them to take a picture, and stitches the pictures into an easy-to-share format
– Easily uploads to: Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Instagram, Vine, FarmersOnly, Flickr, Google+, and more!

Your friends will congratulate you for being considerate enough to include an image of your face from every conceivable angle. And it’ll only cost you $199.95 to do so… plus the cost of 12 cameras, of course.

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Burger King Japan To Release Whopper Fragrance

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Considering Burger King Japan will be “releasing” this on April 1st, I’m not 100% sure this information is legit and isn’t a simple Fool’s Day prank. But just in case it’s not, we’d like to inform you that for 1 day only, the burger maker will apparently be selling a little bottle of Whopper Fragrance for 5,000 yen or about $42, and it comes with a Whopper to boot. We don’t know what it actually smells like, but we sure hope it’s exactly what it sounds like. Additionally, you’ll apparently be able to purchase a Whopper Pass for $41, which gives you 30 days of Whopper meals. Considering it’s usually around $7 each, this pass is a heck of a bargain. And yes, it’s one day only. And… only if any of this is actually true.

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Aw, That’s A Cute Kitty…

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You’re going to wear this T-Shirt and inevitably someone is going to point out the cute cat poking out of your pocket. And that’s your moment to shine! Just pull down the front and show them that while you may like cats, you like them when they have an attitude. It’s made by Ripndip and it’s called Lord Nermal. It’s a $34 purchase and is understandably sold out at the moment, because there’s nothing more viral than a cute kitty giving you the finger.

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Nessie Ladle Looks Perfect In A Lake Of Soup

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What better way to get your kid interested in eating your lobster bisque than by presenting it to him with the Loch Ness monster swimming in the pot? This ladle comes with tiny feet that let the whole thing stand up at the bottom, with Nessie’s head whimsically sticking out. It’s a cool way to spend $16.

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Hand Unicorn Is The Coolest Novelty Item We’ve Come Across In A While

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You’re looking at the Handicorn, a soft vinyl set of finger coverings that turn your hand into a freaky looking unicorn. The end.

No really, that’s all it is. But we love it anyway. Just look at it. How can you not imagine wearing this on your hand while kicking up a little bag of glitter around the table, annoying everyone in your presence?

It’s $6! Rainbow not included.

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