Oh! Gizmo

By David Ponce

You know, much as we love us our gadgets, there comes a time when we start noticing that comparing their thinness, drooling over their impeccable gloss, and counting the ways we can fold them simply reeks of estrogen. What ever happened to Mr. “I-ain’t-got-no-time-for-no-bandaids” Man? You think lumberjack Joe would be debating the usefulness of packing WiFi on his cell? We didn’t think so, and nor do the folks at DoubleViking. Check out their slightly short but hilarious piece on how to reattach your cellphone’s cojones back on.

Got unlimited night minutes starting at 6 PM, free texting and 1000 anytime minutes? Wow?that?s great! You vagina. First off, don?t take the free texting. Men don?t text. Our thumbs are far too large and hairy to push those little buttons fast enough to form words. Naw dude?we yell.

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[ Man Up Your Phone ]

By David Ponce

Over the months, we’ve seen and covered a surprising number of contraptions that increase your chances of being forcibly removed from the gene pool. Hell, it’s practically a running theme. We think that the reckless pursuit of a quick adrenaline fix is great, and we’re in love with pretty much each and every such device. In this article, we’ll try to cover the ones that stand out the most; some of them have already killed, others are an accident waiting to happen.

Of course, no list is ever perfect, and if you know of any others, please leave us a comment.

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