Would you wear a shirt that’s covered in poop? What about high tops smeared with crap? You probably wouldn’t, unless it’s the ones made by Betabrand. At first glance, the shirt and shoes look like it’s feature an intricate pattern but look closely and you’ll see that it’s the crappiest shirt in the world–literally in a figurative sense of the word.
Because while they aren’t really covered in poop, they are covered in poop emojis. Close enough?