We love Japan for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is their relatively bizarre (to us, of course) food creations. Case in point is Snow Brand Milk’s Spreadable Coffee, set to be released in the Land of the Rising Sun this month. Yes, it seems to be exactly what it sounds like: some kind of coffee concoction that you can spread on your toast, like Nutella. And yes, it’s caffeinated. We’re not sure what goes in it, and we’re not sure we care. There’s very little chance we’ll get our hands on it this side of the pond, but if you’re in Japan you might want to keep an eye out for it.