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Muscle Shirt: No Muscles Required


If girls can get push up bras, and bum implants, and fake eyelashes, and hair extensions, and fake nails… well it stands to reason dudes may want in on some of that sweet, sweet artificial action. Meet the FunkyBod undershirt. Featuring a host of specially contoured and strategically placed pads, the shirt is meant to be worn under other shirts to give the impression you have more meat on your bones than you really do. There are pectoral, shoulder, bicep and triceps inserts, all of which give a balanced look and the appearance of someone who’s been lifting some iron and eating the chicken breasts like a good gym rat. Hopefully you can combine this with loose jeans so no one notices the spaghetti strands that serve as your legs, and you’re all set. After that, your plan is to go to a fairly dark nightclub and attract the attention of someone inebriated enough not to notice in the morning that you look nothing like you did on the dance floor the night before. That, my friends, is a bulletproof plan. Bulletproof.

It’s £29, or roughly $46.

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Mosquito Net Pants: No More Insect Bites!

Mosquito Net Pants

Did you get bitten by a damn mosquito again? Not only are the bites extremely annoying when they get really itchy, but you’re also putting yourself in harm’s way with every bite you get because mosquitoes carry and transmit various diseases as well. Aside from mosquitoes, there’s a whole host of other bugs out there, just biding their time and looking for a patch of exposed flesh so they can swoop in and take the bite.Continue Reading

Fortune Cookie Baby Boots


Depending on who you ask, babies can be a blessing just as much as, well, not one. (We’re not going to go as far as to call them a curse because legal is going to have our heads on a plate if we do) So it stands to reason that at least some people will find the above baby boots adorable. They’re shaped sort of like a fortune cookie, with a long tag sticking out. Clearly, the tag is the fortune and you can choose to either write your own, or let the good folks at Sushi Booties pick them for you. The boots are made from soft plush fleece, with no-slip grip soles, and will set you back $28 for a pair. A nice touch is the Chinese takeout shaped box they come in.


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Underwear With Waterproof Pocket


It was just last week that we were talking about shorts with a waterproof pocket and expressing our disappointment that that particular product was a failed Kickstarter effort, and thus unavailable. Well, the Adventure Underwear pictured above still has a chance at making it. It features a quick access pocket for credit cards and cash, and another larger waterproof pocket for passports and smartphones or whatever else must remain dry. That pocket is “certified waterproof up to 200ft deep by Scuba Schools International. They’re made in the USA from new age polyethylene, so they’re 100% recyclable and even rated food safe by the FDA.” Unlike last time, there’s still time on the crowdfunding effort to get this to market. A $39 pledge will get you one, while $97 gets you three.

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Shorts With A Waterproof Pocket


Like to run into the water without thinking? You go to the kinds of parties where you’re likely to be pushed into a pool by some drunken fool who didn’t at least ask to see your phone before pushing you in? There’s a long list of situations where you’d want to be wearing shorts with waterproof pockets, and the Stash shorts pictured above got you covered. They feature a watertight plastic pocket with an opening large enough to fit wallets, phones, keys or cash. Also, their usefulness is not limited to times where you’re in the water involuntarily; going to the beach and leaving your valuables on the sand to possibly get stolen is always a risky proposition.

The problem is… the Stash doesn’t actually have you covered, since they’re not for sale. They were on Kickstarter a while back, but the campaign didn’t reach its funding goal. They would have sold for $80, but now the company is trying to figure out some other way to bring them to market. Best we can do is point you to their Facebook page where they might update you if ever this product gets made.

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Inink’s Playful Tees: Wear Your iPod on Your Shirt


Some people wear their hearts on their sleeve, but you can wear your iPod instead. It’s more than just a novelty, because this shirt by inink can actually come in handy, especially if you listen to music a lot. If you’ve never sprung for one of those iPod or iPhone armbands that let you run, jog, or do whatever it is you need to do with both hands, then this shirt is a fun alternative.

These shirts are part of inink’s “pocket series.” All of the shirts in this run come with a translucent, sealable pocket that lets you carry small-sized items like your iPod, phone, handkerchief, and even your wallet. Just make sure you’re in a safe neighborhood before parading around with your essentials highly visible on your chest, though.

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Burnt Coffee Socks Could Help You Get Rid Of Smells


No one likes smelly feet, and a good solution to this is changing socks often, and washing. But that’s not always possible, and anyone’s who’s ever been trekking or played some sport knows that feet will end up smelling, no matter what. To combat the footsie fragrances, the ATLAS sock hopes to use carbonized coffee woven straight into its polyester fabric.

The Atlas sock literally uses carbonized coffee that is “reclaimed from coffee roasters and shops, and is processed through a pharmaceutical process to remove the coffee oils (so it won’t smell like coffee!) and is then infused into our recycled polyester yarns. Our unique Atlas yarn has been tested in the lab by using an ASTM Standard (D 5742), to compare odor control against other fabrics – it’s 3X more effective at absorbing odor molecules than regular cotton!”

So there seems to have been some testing behind the claims, which is always good when you’re going to be dropping $28 for two pairs.

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Dressy Shirt Features Microfiber Patch To Clean Your Gadgets With


Smudges here, smudges there… no matter how oleophobic your gadgets claim to be, they’ll always smudge to some degree. You can live with it, or obsessively wipe them every chance you get. If you happen to be wearing this Oxford Shirt from VoyVoy, you can just tuck out one of your front shirt tails and wipe your device with the patch of microsuede sewn on the inside. Because everyone knows that microfiber cleans better than regular fiber, right? That’s gotta be worth the $98 asking price for this shirt… Right?!

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Hairy Leg Stockings To Keep Creepos From Hitting On You


There isn’t a whole lot of information available on the above product, other than the picture. They are allegedly some stockings covered with what looks like bushy hairs, which are meant to be worn by girls tired of getting hit on by undesirables. They’ll also likely prevent you from getting hit on by hot guys, so we suppose you should only wear them when you’re really not in the mood.

They were spotted in China, and if anyone has any information on cost and availability, please let us know.

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