By David Ponce
Bacon is the official food of men, geeks and anyone with tastebuds. And some sense. Bacon can do no harm; it can only end wars. Bacon transcends all preconceived notions of how it should be consumed and shows up in a never-ending assortment of foodstufs. Like milkshakes. Yes, bacon… in a milkshake. Just stringing these words together feels harmonious. Jack In The Box, you make humanity proud.
But if your mind is cloudy and you fail to see the brilliance, one reviewer “wouldn’t call it “revolting.” And that, my friends, is salesmanship at its finest.