Oh! Gizmo

By David Ponce

We love us bacon something rare. Doesn’t everyone? So what better than bacon jam? Bacon jam? Read on:

It is something we’ve been cooking up for a couple of years now on our trailers and for our burgers

…….we take a big bunch of really really good bacon, and render it down…add a bunch of spices..onions, etc..and let it simmer for about 6 hours…give it a quick puree, and blast chill it…and you have bacon jam..

It’s $12 per jar and it looks like they’ll ship just about anywhere. Link to gadgets? None, but it’s bacon so who the heck cares?

I just ordered three.

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By Chris Scott Barr

So lets say that you’re out on some covert operation in the wild, and you’re craving bacon. We’ll also assume that you’re in an area that’s devoid of pigs. Unfortunately without a freezer, or access to one, most people would be out of luck. But not you, you’re much more resourceful than that. You’ve got Tactical Bacon.

Yes my friend, the bacon that you know and love now comes in a convenient can that does not need to be refrigerated until opened. With a shelf life of over ten years, these are perfect for your underground bunker. You know, for the zombie uprising. $16 gets you 9 ounces of your favorite pork product.

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By David Ponce

Been married for a few years and the ole’ hubby doesn’t quite like to kiss you the way he did in your college years? Fear not, for bacon makes everything better. We mean that. And let me tell you that you’ll become some new kind of hot once you start wearing this here J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm, made from regular lip balm ingredients and the never ending goodness of bacon flavor.

Bacon.

$13 at Amazon for a pack of 4.

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