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Meat Shot Glasses–Because Bacon Tequila Tastes Better With Meat

Meatball Shotglass

Don’t drink alcohol on an empty stomach. Don’t drink more than you can handle. And don’t drink and drive. Those are the three rules that every drinker should know and take to heart, because as long as you follow all three, then you’ll be fine. Or at least, let’s hope you will be.

Helping you along with the first of these rules is the newest craze in the alcoholosphere (I know, there’s no such word but I like how it sounds): Meat Shot Glasses. They were thought up by the meat-loving collective known as ManBQue and while they don’t look like the prettiest things in the world, they’re actually a pretty cool concept. These are basically just shot glasses wrapped in meat balls and then grilled for your dining and drinking pleasure.

For best results, use these glasses to down your Bacon Vodka. Enjoy!

[ How-To Page ] VIA [ Huffington Post ]

Here Is A 3D Printed Piece Of Infinite Bacon

Infinite. Bacon. Really, what else is there to say?

Ok, fine. It’s a Möbius Strip made out of sandstone, printed at Shapeways, and made to look like bacon. No… you can’t eat it. Or at the very least, you won’t enjoy eating it as much as you would have enjoyed eating a piece of actual infinite bacon. But just wait a little. Just wait.

Meanwhile, this here fake infinite bacon is $19 at Shapeways. And yes… we suppose that also means it’s Kosher.

Hit the jump for video and links.

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So Much Win!: Burger King To Serve Bacon Sundae

By David Ponce

Continuing to chronicle our obsession with bacon, we bring you news of the most exciting item that Burger King will be launching as part of their Summer Menu: Bacon Sundae. Clocking in at a hearty 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar, the tasty dessert will feature vanilla soft serve with fudge, caramel, bacon crumbles and a piece of bacon. It’s part of the chain’s Summer Menu, which also includes other non-traditional BK items like Memphis Pulled Pork BBQ Sandwich, Sweet potato fries, and Frozen Lemonade. Ever since being taken private by the private equity firm 3G Capital in late 2010, the company has been expanding its offering and repositioning itself to cater to more than young men, potentially appealing to moms and families as well.

Expect the Summer Menu (with a BACON SUNDAE!) to be available throughout the summer or while supplies last.

[ Huffington Post ]

Wake Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Without The Bacon

By David Ponce

Continuing our love affair with all things bacon, we bring you news of what could be seen as the most wonderful candle… or the most cruel candle ever created. Yes, it’s bacon scented and will fill your apartment with God’s own cologne for as much as the 70 hours it reportedly burns for, but you will die for a piece of the real thing that whole time. Depending on the clog levels in your arteries, this might not be the best idea.

And sure, you’ve seen these before… although this particular one is made from actual rendered bacon fat and not the cheap synthetic imitations.

It’s brilliant.

$15.

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Jack In The Box Has Bacon Milkshakes

By David Ponce

Bacon is the official food of men, geeks and anyone with tastebuds. And some sense. Bacon can do no harm; it can only end wars. Bacon transcends all preconceived notions of how it should be consumed and shows up in a never-ending assortment of foodstufs. Like milkshakes. Yes, bacon… in a milkshake. Just stringing these words together feels harmonious. Jack In The Box, you make humanity proud.

But if your mind is cloudy and you fail to see the brilliance, one reviewer “wouldn’t call it “revolting.” And that, my friends, is salesmanship at its finest.

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Bacon Frosting

By David Ponce

You know you want it.

It’s $7.

There’s 5 left.

Hurry!

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Bacon Maple Ale, Oh Lord…

By David Ponce

There are those flavor combinations in life that are just meant to be: peanut butter and jelly, or peanut butter and chocolate for example. Maple and bacon fit the bill even more perfectly, and when we found out about a collaboration between Rogue brewery and Portland’s Voodoo Doughnut to create Maple Bacon ale, we damn near had a stroke. Of joy. Can anyone think of a better breakfast? Cold, carbonated, maple-and-bacon-flavored liquid cereal?

Don’t agree, America? Sound, uh, unhealthy to you? Well, your pizza is a vegetable, so… yeah…

$13 for a 750ml bottle.

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Bacon Lube? Yeah… Bacon Lube

By David Ponce

Bacon is a recurring theme around these parts: you got bacon lip balm, tactical canned bacon, bacon jam, bacon muffins… and now… now perhaps the strangest of them all, Bacon Lube, “the world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.” It’s water based and it is exactly what you think it is. A joke? Not so much.

Before you start giving meat-flavored massages, we have one small admission to make – baconlube began as an elaborate April Fool’s prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.

So who’s responsible for this highly anticipated creation actually coming to life? You are, that’s who.

Yeah so, go get horizontal bacon style, my friends. It’s $12 a bottle.

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Bacon Muffins Sound Like A Swell Idea

By David Ponce

Any geek worth his salt must have a healthy appreciation for the god of foods. We certainly do, as we’ve written about Bacon-y creations over and over: bacon baby formula, bacon jam, bacon lip balm and even bacon floss. You can now add to that delicious list Bacon Muffins. They come in Bacon Blueberry and Bacon Pumpkin Spice flavors and are $22 for a 6 pack.

While browsing the order page… I noticed several other bacon pastries. I will now proceed to give them all my cash.

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