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Was This An April’s Fool Joke: Bacon Condoms?

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J&D’s is one of our favorite retailers because they specialize in all things bacon, like bacon lip balm. Well now they seem to have Bacon Condoms. The tagline is brilliant: “Make your meat, look like meat.” They’re supposedly real condoms that have a bacon print on them, but are otherwise 100% as effective as regular willy wrappers. The prophylactics are allegedly lubricated with Bacon Lube, which we’ve written about before, so we’re really wanting to believe this could be a real product and not an April’s Fool joke. In an interview with the Huffington Post, company co-founder Justin Esch even confirmed they’re real. They’re $10 for a three-pack, which makes them quite the pricey novelty. They are also currently sold-out. But for all bacon lovers out there, we think you’ll agree this is quite possibly the best thing since… thick cut bacon.

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Scope’s Bacon Mouthwash is All Smoke With a Hint of Mint

Bacon Mouth Wash

Nothing makes a person more kissable than if he or she had minty fresh breath with a hint of bacon and vice versa. It’s like having a quick snack with every smooch and eating a full breakfast if you go in for a French kiss. You can pop a bacon mint or two into your mouth–or gargle with Scope’s newest Bacon Mouthwash before you leave the house instead.

It’s basically your favorite mouthwash infused with the essence of bacon. Hit the break to check out P&G’s ad for their newest product!

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The Breakfast Club: Now You Can Wear Your Bacon, and Eat It, Too!

Bacon and Egg Scarf

This isn’t the first time someone set out to turn everyone’s favorite breakfast food into something wearable, although this is the first time I’ve seen it done tastefully. Want to make your pasta yummier? Make your burger less bland? Turn that dud of a dish into an instant winner? Just add bacon. It’s a miracle food, if there ever was one, and now you can wear it around your neck.

This bacon scarf is different from the rest because it’s not just some bacon-printed fabric that’s been turned into a scarf. Rather, it’s a handfelted piece that’s got a bit more structure because of the material used. To complete your look, it even comes with a side of egg brooch. Mmm-hmm!

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Maple Bacon Chocolate Sauce Is The Ultimate Taste Trifecta

Perhaps it’s a Canadian affectation, but I firmly believe that the maple-bacon flavor combination is as perfect and complementary as peanut butter and chocolate, or peanut butter and jam. The tastes are meant for each other, inseparable in aroma as some characters are in fiction: Bonnie and Clyde, Ren and Stimpy, or Tom and freaking Jerry come to mind. The Maple Bacon Chocolate sauce you see above not only combines the smoky-sweet goodness of maple-bacon, but layers it over a thick, sirupy base of chocolate. And just like that, you’ve got yourself the kind of concoction you’re going to be wanting to put on everything: pancakes, French toast, regular toast, french fries, on bacon, in your coffee, smeared all over your face in a maple-bacon-choloate induced nervous breakdown.

Each jar contains 5 ounces, which isn’t a whole lot. And it’s $10 per jar, which is a lot. But hey: maple. Bacon. Chocolate!

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Meat Shot Glasses–Because Bacon Tequila Tastes Better With Meat

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Don’t drink alcohol on an empty stomach. Don’t drink more than you can handle. And don’t drink and drive. Those are the three rules that every drinker should know and take to heart, because as long as you follow all three, then you’ll be fine. Or at least, let’s hope you will be.

Helping you along with the first of these rules is the newest craze in the alcoholosphere (I know, there’s no such word but I like how it sounds): Meat Shot Glasses. They were thought up by the meat-loving collective known as ManBQue and while they don’t look like the prettiest things in the world, they’re actually a pretty cool concept. These are basically just shot glasses wrapped in meat balls and then grilled for your dining and drinking pleasure.

For best results, use these glasses to down your Bacon Vodka. Enjoy!

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Here Is A 3D Printed Piece Of Infinite Bacon

Infinite. Bacon. Really, what else is there to say?

Ok, fine. It’s a Möbius Strip made out of sandstone, printed at Shapeways, and made to look like bacon. No… you can’t eat it. Or at the very least, you won’t enjoy eating it as much as you would have enjoyed eating a piece of actual infinite bacon. But just wait a little. Just wait.

Meanwhile, this here fake infinite bacon is $19 at Shapeways. And yes… we suppose that also means it’s Kosher.

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So Much Win!: Burger King To Serve Bacon Sundae

By David Ponce

Continuing to chronicle our obsession with bacon, we bring you news of the most exciting item that Burger King will be launching as part of their Summer Menu: Bacon Sundae. Clocking in at a hearty 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar, the tasty dessert will feature vanilla soft serve with fudge, caramel, bacon crumbles and a piece of bacon. It’s part of the chain’s Summer Menu, which also includes other non-traditional BK items like Memphis Pulled Pork BBQ Sandwich, Sweet potato fries, and Frozen Lemonade. Ever since being taken private by the private equity firm 3G Capital in late 2010, the company has been expanding its offering and repositioning itself to cater to more than young men, potentially appealing to moms and families as well.

Expect the Summer Menu (with a BACON SUNDAE!) to be available throughout the summer or while supplies last.

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Wake Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Without The Bacon

By David Ponce

Continuing our love affair with all things bacon, we bring you news of what could be seen as the most wonderful candle… or the most cruel candle ever created. Yes, it’s bacon scented and will fill your apartment with God’s own cologne for as much as the 70 hours it reportedly burns for, but you will die for a piece of the real thing that whole time. Depending on the clog levels in your arteries, this might not be the best idea.

And sure, you’ve seen these before… although this particular one is made from actual rendered bacon fat and not the cheap synthetic imitations.

It’s brilliant.

$15.

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Jack In The Box Has Bacon Milkshakes

By David Ponce

Bacon is the official food of men, geeks and anyone with tastebuds. And some sense. Bacon can do no harm; it can only end wars. Bacon transcends all preconceived notions of how it should be consumed and shows up in a never-ending assortment of foodstufs. Like milkshakes. Yes, bacon… in a milkshake. Just stringing these words together feels harmonious. Jack In The Box, you make humanity proud.

But if your mind is cloudy and you fail to see the brilliance, one reviewer “wouldn’t call it “revolting.” And that, my friends, is salesmanship at its finest.

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