A Japanese company called Nidec has invented a new VERY lazy device: a smartphone controlled bottle opened. I mean… can you get lazier than that? The ‘Smart Pet Bottle’ has only 1 objective and it is to rest atop of a bottle and open it remotely. See for yourself!
It connects over Wi-Fi and has a fancy LED display. Your friends and colleagues will be genuinely impressed when you open a bottle without even touching it and quench your thirst. And by “impressed” I mean shocked at your laziness.*laughs*Honestly speaking, this actually requires more effort than simply opening the damn bottle! But I mean if you want to show off, go right ahead.
The shiny, transparent device for extremely lazy people have yet to be released and the price is not yet available.