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Swearball Lets You Record Foul Language And Hurl It At People

Swearball is toy that lets you say a short message into it and throw it at people, once its lands, it’ll play back the message recorded to it. So one of you co-workers could burn the coffee, Ryan, obviously it was Ryan; then you take this ball and record a message into it like ‘Ryan, you [censored]. You’re such a [censored] [censored] for [censored] up the coffee again. I hope you [censored] [censored] [censored].’

Of course, you don’t have to get called into HR for using your new toy. You could always buy a Swearball and record messages of encouragement (and then hurl them at people). ‘Hey Jim, good job with those sales.’ or ‘Doing a super job Oscar!’ or ‘great work with those files Pam!’

Swearball is available for $20, not a bad [censored] deal.

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Why Tech Wednesday: This Pickle Rick Gold Pendant is a Crime Against Humanity

Look, I enjoy Rick and Morty as much as the next guy (as long as that next guy isn’t stabbing a McDonald’s employee for some McNuggy sauce), but these memes have got to go. Watching Rick and Morty doesn’t make you genius, remember, it’s just a silly Back to the Future parody.

But now there is Pickle Rick Jewelry, yes now you can own your gold or silver pendant of your favorite mad scientist after being soaked in brine. What has the world come to?

First they screamed “Wubba-Lubba Dub Dub!” and I did not speak out,  for I thought it was kinda funny.

Then they shouted “Get Shwifty!” and I did not speak out,  for I still thought it was kinda funny.

Finally, they screamed “I’m Pickle Rick!” and I cringed, but there was no left to speak for me.

Available for $39 from Midas Gold, just don’t tell I sent you or I’ll deny it.

Pickle Rick Pendant Necklace

Disappointed With The iPhone X? Why Not Buy A $1,000 Tin Can

Remember Tiffany? No, not that stuck-up girl from high school who had rich parents that bought her a new Porsche after turning 16. I’m talking about the jewelry company that your grandma used to talk about 30 years ago. Well, apparently someone told them that Supreme is able to slap their name on a plain t-shirt and watch it sell for hundreds of dollars, because now they’re selling a tin can for $1,000.

Oh, but don’t worry this isn’t an ordinary tin can. This one is made of silver and Vermeil, which is apparently gold coated in silver. So, it’s made with gold, but still looks a regular aluminum tin can, genius.

Look people, we have to agree right now not to tell other companies about Supreme. Before you know it, we’ll have the GAP selling overalls at $199, Homegoods will sell an X-shaped mirror for $649 and Sketchers will start selling their sneakers exclusively in Manhattan, starting at $1,999 a pair.

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Candle That Melts Like Eleven’s Nosebleed From Stranger Things

Stranger Things is an awesome show, and if you haven’t seen it, you should fix that. If you don’t have Netflix, then I just don’t understand why you’re even on the internet. If you have seen the show, you know that whenever Eleven uses her psychic power she bleeds from the nose.

What can be more fitting to set the mood to watch Stranger Things season 2 than a candle holder that leaks red wax from the nose? Well, okay you probably binged season 2 the night it came out, but what could be fitting as you anxiously wait 365 days for season 3?

The holder, made by Firebox, comes with two red candle sticks and a handy ‘nose picker’ tool to clear any boogers that Eleven might end up with.

The holder is available for pre-order for $39 though Firebox, but should arrive before X-Mas. I can’t think of anything more festive.

[ Firebox ]

Learn To Duel Like A Jedi At This Lightsaber Academy

If you’ve ever wanted to learn to fight with a lightsaber you can now take a class that’ll teach you to fight like a real Jedi…if you’re in Singapore.

Each 60 minute class promises to show you the basics to becoming an apprentice Jedi. Now, 60 minutes may seem like a short amount amount of time to learn lightsaber techniques, but just look at Luke, he had almost no training but he saved the day, didn’t he? And Rey has literally no training at all. Basically I’m saying you could become a better Jedi than Rey by flying to Singapore and signing up for a single 60-minute session.

At the end of the class, you get to fight an opponent one-on-one and the winner gets to take the loser’s hand. Oh, and the lightsabers make awesome whooshing noises and light-up, so cool.

Each class costs $25. I suppose it’s more of a fun thing to do with a couple of friends if you’re in the area, but I’m pretty sure I can’t refund a plane ticket to Singapore, so I’ll see you losers when I’m a Jedi Master.

Saber Authority ]

Razer Announces D.Va Themed Headset and Mouse

Razer, the now major phone smartphone brand, has announced a headset and computer mouse in the style of D.Va from Overwatch at Blizzcon 2017. Now, don’t sit here and tell me you don’t play Overwatch, everyone plays this game, it’s the digital equivalent of heroin.

The headset, modeled after the one the mech pilot Hana Song wears, has a range of 20 Hz – 20 kHz, 40 mm drivers, Neodymium magnets and weighs a total of 322g. Remember, D.Va was a professional gamer in South Korea before signing up to fight for her country. Yea, this game really is for nerds.

The mouse is rated as being “tournament-grade”, and I’m sure it’s great, but let’s be real here, the headset is the real star of the show.

The headset will retail for $79, and will be available soon. Oh, and the mouse is available now for $59.

I want that headset, It’ll complete my D.Va cosplay. Now, I won’t cosplay outside, but I will wear it around the house and stare at myself in the mirror.

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CNET iPhone X Drop Test Reveals You Really Don’t Want To Drop Your Phone

If hearing that the iPhone X’s $279 out of warranty screen replacement, or worse, it $550 back glass replacement (yes, $550!) doesn’t make you shudder at the thought of leaving your phone bare, then you should take a look at CNET who tested dropping the iPhone from different angles.

Basically, don’t leave the Apple store without a case or a warranty. Or do I have to start listing other things you could’ve bought for that money? Well, I’m all out of ideas, so just don’t drop it.

Hit the jump for the CNET’s drop test on the iPhone X, and remember, It’s not your phone being dropped. Continue Reading

Halo Energy Sword Lamp Commemorates The Days When You Impaled Your Friends

If you were a teen in the mid 2000’s you know exactly how many friendships were ruined playing Halo 2 and Halo 3. Loading up a private match and playing with a few buddies is all fun and games, until someone grabs that shining light blue pointy stick. That one hit killer made us feel like kings when we had it, and like mincemeat when it was used against us.

Well now you can remember those days everytime you look over at your Energy Sword Lamp. The lamp features transparent blue Acrylic, and lights up the same way your face did everytime you disemboweled one of your friends. It can even be picked up from its base so you can swing in around wildly like a madman Master Chief.

It’s available on Etsy for the low price of $54.Continue Reading

Shonin Streamcam Compact Wearable Camera


Tell your side of the story with the Shonin Streamcam Compact Wearable Camera. This clever system captures events from your point of view as they unfold. Connecting to the cloud, the Shonin Streamcam automatically saves all of your footage with a single tap. Or, you can choose to broadcast in real-time through live social media streaming. The Shonin Streamcam uses a cellular SIM or Wi-Fi tethering to capture and save.

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