Look, I enjoy Rick and Morty as much as the next guy (as long as that next guy isn’t stabbing a McDonald’s employee for some McNuggy sauce), but these memes have got to go. Watching Rick and Morty doesn’t make you genius, remember, it’s just a silly Back to the Future parody.
But now there is Pickle Rick Jewelry, yes now you can own your gold or silver pendant of your favorite mad scientist after being soaked in brine. What has the world come to?
First they screamed “Wubba-Lubba Dub Dub!” and I did not speak out, for I thought it was kinda funny.
Then they shouted “Get Shwifty!” and I did not speak out, for I still thought it was kinda funny.
Finally, they screamed “I’m Pickle Rick!” and I cringed, but there was no left to speak for me.
Available for $39 from Midas Gold, just don’t tell I sent you or I’ll deny it.